1 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,360 Fanny Hill is falling down, 2 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,350 falling down, falling down. 3 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:17,820 Fanny Hill is falling down, my fairy lady. 4 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:28,840 Come and help us off the street, off our feet, quick and neat. 5 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:32,840 Love is what we're with replete, sweet, young lassy. 6 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,530 Some of us are but 15, sweet and clean, fresh and green. 7 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:40,000 meant to be love for you, not for daddy. 8 00:00:58,890 --> 00:01:02,870 Fanny Hill, Fanny Hill. 9 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,740 Some of us are but 15, sweet and clean, fresh and green. 10 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:26,720 meant to be love for you, not for daddy. 11 00:01:53,560 --> 00:02:04,310 Who'll buy my lavender? 12 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:07,280 Sweet lavender? 13 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,850 Ah, did you wait for me? 14 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:15,050 How lucky I am. 15 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:23,080 Oh, how dare you! 16 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:30,030 Fish, sixpence, for a mess of fish! 17 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:38,840 Sixpence, sixpence, sixpence for a mess of fish. 18 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,330 Sixpence for a mess of fish. 19 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,810 Sixpence for a mess of fish. 20 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,170 You slut! 21 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:00,020 Madam, I'm sorry. 22 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,870 Oh, you, you strumpet. 23 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:05,190 Here, madam, please. 24 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,680 Oh, fish! 25 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,170 Harlot, harlot, slut! 26 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:26,600 I am Fanny Hill, the wicked woman 27 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,190 you've all heard about. 28 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,550 Only, I'm not quite a woman, and I 29 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:32,720 really did not mean to be wicked, 30 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,580 but I know that is no excuse. 31 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:38,850 I was born at a small village near Liverpool. 32 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:40,290 My parents did not have the means 33 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,880 to properly educate me before they 34 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,640 were carried away by smallpox. 35 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,640 I've often felt my lack of learning keenly. 36 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,610 From their death, I was thrust on the streets, 37 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:56,740 penniless and alone, in my opinion, unready for the world. 38 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,660 Nevertheless, people ever since have been asking that, 39 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:04,070 really, was the world ready for me? 40 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,490 I've never quite fathomed the meaning of that remark. 41 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,820 Ooh. 42 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:16,610 My friend, Esther Davis, who is more worldly than I, 43 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:19,160 brought me to the city to find employment. 44 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,710 A good lass, she, and my only friend in the world. 45 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:25,550 She has been kind enough to take what is left of my money, 46 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:29,570 and is even now, I trust, looking for lodgings. 47 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,570 But seven hours have passed, and she has not returned. 48 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:34,340 So I must find employment, or I shall 49 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,040 surely starve to my very death. 50 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,020 And so, fortunate girl that I am, 51 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:44,390 I met the very kindest old lady imaginable. 52 00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:47,070 Slut, malingerer, imposter. 53 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:49,850 If you can't do the work, don't apply for it. 54 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,310 It's the third place you've lost this week. 55 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,630 Like many city people, 56 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:57,140 she was, on the surface, somewhat gruff. 57 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:59,810 But it was apparent to me she had a heart of gold. 58 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:02,480 For certainly she seemed to regard me with the greatest 59 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,130 interest from the first. 60 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:07,140 Sweetheart, are you looking for a place? 61 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,240 FANNY HILL There was 62 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,720 no mistaking the genuine warmth of that greeting. 63 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,080 And I knew at once I had come to the right person. 64 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,090 Yes, and it please you, mum. 65 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:28,360 And what do you do, my child. 66 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,690 Oh, I am trained very little, but I'm most willing, 67 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:35,470 and I think I would be very quick to learn. 68 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:37,930 As I spoke those fateful words, 69 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:40,020 destiny itself took a hand. 70 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,750 For before the manageress could so much as offer me a position, 71 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:47,860 there was a grand entry, an overwhelming scent 72 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:52,210 of patchouli, and I found myself before the most enchanting 73 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:55,150 great lady I had ever met. 74 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:58,690 Angels and ministers of grace defend me. 75 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:01,270 It is the dead walking again. 76 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:03,580 My own Drusilla, as I live and breathe, 77 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,160 while she, my own darling, moulders in her grave, 78 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,510 far from her mother's loving care. 79 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:10,280 Madam? 80 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:15,040 Dear Mrs. Snow, is not this maiden the very image 81 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,680 of my dear dead daughter? 82 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,100 As like as two peas, Maude, in a pod. 83 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,990 Madam, there must be some mistake. 84 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:24,280 Oh, no, no. 85 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,600 I realize you are not Drusilla, but the resemblance, my dear, 86 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,220 is so striking. 87 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:34,390 Upon my soul, it's enough to tear a mother's heart asunder. 88 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:36,490 What are you doing here, child? 89 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:38,340 She wants a place, Maude. 90 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:41,170 Claims she is willing and a quick learner. 91 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:43,540 Any sort of simple task in the kitchen, 92 00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:47,150 or cleaning up of any kind, or-- 93 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:51,640 Oh, don't soil those dove-like hands with menial labor. 94 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,540 Sooner would I send my own daughter 95 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:58,480 of whom you are the very image to the salt mines of Siberia. 96 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,090 Mrs. Snow, fate led me here. 97 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:04,840 Truly, I came looking for a second footman. 98 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,850 I told you Albert wouldn't stay. 99 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:10,970 Much too young for you, and too roving an eye. 100 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:15,880 But to find this, Drusilla's own tiny waist, 101 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:20,660 her rose red lips, Oh, and her surging bosoms. 102 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:22,120 They are all yours, aren't they, dear? 103 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,280 I mean, they do surge of their own accord? 104 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,720 Drusilla's did. 105 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,700 Oh, yes, yes. 106 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:31,230 And her flawless, milk white complexion. 107 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:37,350 Oh, my dear young girl, will you give joy to a grieving mother's 108 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:41,850 heart by coming with me to be-- oh, no, no, not a maid. 109 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:44,430 No, no, not a cook, not a scrub girl. 110 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:52,630 But shall we say, a companion, a replacement for my dear 111 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:53,730 departed daughter? 112 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,340 What heart could fail to be 113 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,990 untouched by such an appeal? 114 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:07,450 Here was I, a young girl, desolate and friendless, 115 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:11,170 and here was this lovely matron, finding surcease 116 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:14,110 from her grief in my presence. 117 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:21,930 Within the hour, I was standing in front of Mrs. Brown's house. 118 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:25,150 Though it was in a rather odd district. 119 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:28,270 Oh, don't mind the layabouts, love. 120 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:30,610 The neighborhood's gone down shocking. 121 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,790 But I can't bear to leave because 122 00:08:32,790 --> 00:08:34,400 of poor Drusilla's memory. 123 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:42,640 And then he tells me he loves me! 124 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:53,650 Simple little place, but we call it house. 125 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,520 I mean home. 126 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,190 Oh, it's a palace, indeed, madam. 127 00:08:58,190 --> 00:09:02,760 What a dear sweet child, it is, to be sure. 128 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,560 Girls, attendez, s'il vous plait. 129 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:10,960 Come and see the lovely surprise your auntie has brought you! 130 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,770 And now, as practically a daughter of the house, 131 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:17,320 you must meet your companions. 132 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,870 Companions? 133 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:21,370 All dear girls all living here with me. 134 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:23,380 Offspring of my 12 sisters. 135 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:28,100 Come to spend the season, and, well, come out, as it were. 136 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:33,670 Oh, Cousin Phoebe, Cousin Minna, Cousin Emily, Cousin Hortense, 137 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:39,160 Cousin Esther, Cousin Fenella, Cousin Elsie, 138 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:46,140 Cousin Dora, Cousin Sybil, and Cousin Amanda, late as usual. 139 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:48,330 And Cousin Lotus Blossom. 140 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,600 Sister Emma traveled in the Orient, you know. 141 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,720 Oh, dear girls, I hope I didn't interrupt anything. 142 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,310 No, Madam. 143 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,260 We were just getting ready. 144 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,120 Oh, is it that late? 145 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,500 Well, I guess it is. 146 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,000 Time does fly. 147 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,260 We must hurry. 148 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:07,820 But I did want you to meet our little Fanny. 149 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:12,900 Oh, I'm sure everyone will love her, sooner or later. 150 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,980 Oh, Madam is too kind. 151 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:17,790 Oh, don't you think dear Cousin Dinklespieler 152 00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:19,770 will be interested? 153 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,720 Cousin Dinklespieler? 154 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,900 Little Drusilla, my little Drusilla's godfather. 155 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:29,880 Oh, my dear Cousin Dinklespieler is so wealthy. 156 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:30,810 Dru was his heiress. 157 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,280 He adored her. 158 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,460 Now, with this remarkable resemblance 159 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,310 of yours, who knows? 160 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:40,300 He might take the same interest in you. 161 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,060 Martha, love, let me have five extra for tonight. 162 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,620 I've got the Baron and the Prince. 163 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:55,330 You are getting nothing extra from me, 164 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,830 Even if it's the King. 165 00:10:56,830 --> 00:11:00,450 And don't go stealing the other girls' towels, either. 166 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:05,170 I'm in the washtub night and day as it is. 167 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,350 It's Martha here and Martha there. 168 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:11,410 One, two, three. 169 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:14,020 One, two, three. 170 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,450 There, and that's all you're getting. 171 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:20,800 Upstairs and downstairs, all day long. 172 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,210 Get no rest at night, either. 173 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:27,850 I'm only flesh and blood, you know. 174 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,200 More like flesh and bone, if you ask me. 175 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,240 Well, nobody has asked you, Miss. 176 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:38,650 Ah, I had a figure on me once, that the made men stop dead 177 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:42,340 in their tracks, and horses bolt right away 178 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,200 with their carriages. 179 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,090 "Marvelous Mammary Martha" they called me then, 180 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:53,100 the monster maid of Monmouth. 181 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:57,630 Hide this little rabbit in the sunshine. 182 00:11:57,630 --> 00:12:00,060 Hide this little rabbit in the rain. 183 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,200 All right, all right, Miss Fenella. 184 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,630 Out with your hoop and your lollipop. 185 00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:06,760 The General's here. 186 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,140 The General? 187 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,140 Why do I always get the old one? 188 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:14,790 They'll get younger as you get older, love! 189 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,060 Just like with the mistress. 190 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:25,680 And this lover boy! 191 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,240 Have the two of you you'll been racing each other round 192 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,460 in this closet again? 193 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:42,070 You ready, love? 194 00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:42,940 Ready? 195 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,320 For what, Cousin Phoebe? 196 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,010 Has dear Mrs. brown a task for me to undertake? 197 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:51,180 I am so eager to help and repay her kindness some way. 198 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,710 You're to take tea with Madam's 199 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:56,260 Cousin, Mr. Dinklspieler. 200 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,390 Cousin Phoebe, I've just been sitting here, hugging 201 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,180 myself over my good luck. 202 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,590 There's no need to hug yourself, 203 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:04,280 love, not in this place. 204 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,910 Oh, but everybody does seem so affectionate. 205 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:09,130 And how kind Mrs. Brown is, and how 206 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:11,050 fortunate I am to find myself with such 207 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,750 a thoughtful good mistress. 208 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,330 I can't wait to call her "auntie." 209 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:19,900 And I can't help reflecting, if it not been for kind fate, 210 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,420 why, I might be out on the streets, 211 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:25,150 helpless and alone this very minute. 212 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:29,200 You might be helpless, dearie, but you wouldn't be alone, 213 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,750 not in this neighborhood. 214 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,350 Is it so friendly, then? 215 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,760 Too friendly. 216 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,690 Dreadful men hereabouts? 217 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,890 They've paid sixpence for it since the reign of Queen Anne. 218 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:42,340 And they're not about to recognize times have changed, 219 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,890 and things cost more. 220 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,510 Mother used to tell me prices have 221 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:49,150 risen up something shocking. 222 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:53,690 But sixpence for what, Cousin Phoebe? 223 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,480 Why, for a girl's time. 224 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,910 That's what. 225 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:59,680 Don't tell me you've been taking less? 226 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,160 Oh, I've never been paid for anything in my life. 227 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,960 An amateur? 228 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:09,750 Don't let the girls know you don't even belong to the Guild. 229 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,860 Oh, I've always been at home with Mother. 230 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:17,230 That would be Mother Cushingham down in Gin Lane. 231 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,590 You're from her house? 232 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:22,390 Nay, I know not the lady, Cousin Phoebe. 233 00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:25,530 My mother was Mistress Hill. 234 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:30,440 Cousin Fanny, just how much do you know about men? 235 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,800 Men, Cousin Phoebe? 236 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:37,840 Well, um, my father was a man. 237 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:42,560 And-- and the vicar, he was a man, too, I think. 238 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:48,910 Well, what about the butcher boy and the baker's apprentice? 239 00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:49,610 Oh. 240 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,980 Oh, my mother would never let me speak to a boy. 241 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:55,730 She found it unseemly. 242 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,220 There's the bell. 243 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,740 It's your German cousin, Mr. Dinklespieler. 244 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,500 Oh, I am so happy to make the acquaintance of a relative 245 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,060 of dear Mrs. Brown. 246 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:07,250 Is there much family resemblance? 247 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:11,300 Well, they're both interested in the same thing. 248 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:15,310 Now, Fanny, have you never been with a man alone? 249 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:18,830 Cousin Phoebe, what kind of a girl do you take me for? 250 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:22,070 I don't know what Madam can mean, bringing untried talent 251 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,350 into a place like this. 252 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,960 Cousin Phoebe, I will not give Mrs. Brown cause to regret 253 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,220 one moment of her generosity. 254 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,870 Inasmuch as kind fate has led me to this peaceful haven, 255 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,880 I have resolved to do everything in my power 256 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,770 to make up to her and her cousin, 257 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,590 too, for the lot of poor Drusilla. 258 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,240 What will we put you into? 259 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,140 White for virginity, pink for willingness, or satin 260 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,970 for stupidity? 261 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:50,600 Oh, Cousin Phoebe, you think I'm stupid. 262 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:55,230 Ducks, any girl that doesn't know about men at your age 263 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:58,130 is just not too bright. 264 00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:00,120 But my mother used to say, innocence 265 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,590 was a girl's best protection. 266 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:04,350 Mother never worked this house. 267 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:08,770 There is no protection for a poor girl against a male. 268 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:11,040 And when a girl's innocent, she's 269 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,400 putty in the hands of the first good-looking devil 270 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,960 who kisses her. 271 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,480 Oh, what's in a kiss. 272 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,210 Heaven and hell, love. 273 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,970 I have been kissed before. 274 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,410 By my parents. 275 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,620 Wait till it's a big hearty grenadier 276 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,960 with a mustache breathing in your ear. 277 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,560 Oh, Cousin Phoebe, what's it like to be 278 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,030 kissed by a mustache? 279 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,470 Does it tickle? 280 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:42,130 Depends entirely on the sensitivity of the upper lip. 281 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:45,070 I've even known girls who like a full length, 282 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:48,340 almost to the floor beard. 283 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:52,040 They say it's nice to put their feet in on a coolish evening. 284 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,980 Oh, oh, oh, Cousin Phoebe! 285 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,690 I could never get accustomed to that. 286 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:02,920 It-- it's too funny! 287 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,500 Really, Miss Phoebe, the least you can do 288 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:15,640 is to change the water before you take your bath. 289 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,470 She's fresh as a young heifer still 290 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,070 romping among the daisies, in an innocent almost 291 00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:23,230 mooing for her mama. 292 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,540 So you say, my dear, so you say. 293 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:29,000 But I have noted in the past a slight tendency on your part 294 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,490 to exaggeration. 295 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:36,220 Some of your heifers have turned out to be overblown milk cows. 296 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,710 Dear Dinklespieler, I'm not asking you to purchase, 297 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:39,940 sight unseen. 298 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,190 You may investigate fully. 299 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,120 Fully? 300 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,530 How fully? 301 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,380 50 guineas worth. 302 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,820 'Odsblood, you ask more for an untried 303 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,680 maiden than the government asks of me in taxes. 304 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,640 A lass like fanny could never be taxing to a man 305 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,000 of your prowess, dear cousin. 306 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 I have earned my years well, I dare say, eh? 307 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,790 You have not aged one whit since you bounced 308 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:07,460 me on your knee years ago. 309 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:10,630 I bounced you, Madam, but not on my knee! 310 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,090 All right, all right, bring the lass here. 311 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:19,670 Pray remember, Dear Mr. Dinklespieler, that the girl 312 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,020 thinks we are cousins. 313 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:25,940 Consanguinity is so reassuring in moments like this. 314 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:29,240 I have not dared try that in years. 315 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,320 You need equipment, do you not? 316 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,780 A rolling chair with casters, hot and cold running water, 317 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,530 and a trapeze attachment, huh? 318 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,350 No, no, no. 319 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:40,820 You misunderstand me. 320 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,070 I mean, the girl will be reassured, 321 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:46,680 if she thinks we are cousins. 322 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,380 Incest? 323 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:52,390 Pray, cousin, before I bring the lass in, 324 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:54,970 the palpable evidence of your good faith. 325 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,560 Madam, I am a busy man. 326 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,590 My very being here is evidence of good faith. 327 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,270 Put it on my account. 328 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,820 Backed up by 50 guineas in coin of the realm, 329 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,680 I feel not a moment's hesitation leaving 330 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,360 you alone with the girl. 331 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,210 But without the coins themselves in my hand, 332 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:13,240 my conscience would scarcely permit me to. 333 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,640 The devil with your conscience. 334 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,510 Bring me the maid. 335 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:27,340 Fanny, dear, come in and meet one of my dearest relatives, 336 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,900 Cousin Dinklespieler. 337 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,520 Oh, not your old asthma troubling 338 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,260 you again, dear cousin? 339 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:38,170 Well, I'm sure the company of our pretty Fanny 340 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:41,990 will chase those morbidities away. 341 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:47,010 Ah, such beauty, cousin, such grace. 342 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,920 And the image of our dear Drusilla. 343 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,910 Do you not agree? 344 00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:53,970 Oh, it stabs me to the heart, it does. 345 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:57,000 Come, my child, my pretty one, and kiss 346 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,240 your fond, loving, doting cousin. 347 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,860 Fanny, dear, kiss Cousin Dinklespieler. 348 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:05,750 Now, there's a good girl. 349 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,960 But, Madam, is it proper to kiss a gentleman when 350 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,950 there is no real relationship? 351 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:15,050 Dear me, listen to the child. 352 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,140 Dear Fanny, there will be a real relationship 353 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,090 between us very shortly. 354 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:21,310 Come, kiss me. 355 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,300 There's a dear child. 356 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,170 Madam, she doesn't know how to kiss! 357 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:34,510 Nor should she, cousin. 358 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:35,760 Nor should she. 359 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,930 She is only a child, our Fanny is. 360 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:41,360 Would you not have her blossom under our tutelage, 361 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:45,680 rather than spring full bloom from the hands of someone else? 362 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,880 True. 363 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,850 Fanny, dear, the most wondrous thing has happened. 364 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:53,930 Cousin Dinklespieler is these days without a housekeeper. 365 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,130 Carried away, the last one was. 366 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,670 By some dreaded disease, sir? 367 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,330 By the chimney sweep. 368 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:02,300 And took the silver with them, but I'll have them yet 369 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,600 and transported, or my name is not 370 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:09,080 Wilhelm Aloysius Dinklespieler, knight of the Hessian Guard, 371 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,490 with all hereditary privileges, what. 372 00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:16,310 Now, meanwhile, as part of your education, 373 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,620 we thought that it might be worth your while 374 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,000 to spend a few weeks-- 375 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,230 If I fancy you, girl. 376 00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:23,090 --With Cousin Dinklespieler. 377 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:26,810 Oh, taking care of his house, looking after him 378 00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:30,440 and lighting the desolate hours of his old age. 379 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,420 Old age? 380 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,120 Old age? 381 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,050 I'm not old! 382 00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:35,000 I am the prime of life! 383 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,970 Worth any two of those young sprouts 384 00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,070 you have got sailing the streets for customers. 385 00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:41,020 True, Cousin, true. 386 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,680 A slip of the tongue. 387 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,290 No offense meant, I'm sure. 388 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,910 Sir, but I'm a poor country girl, 389 00:21:46,910 --> 00:21:48,500 untrained and inexperienced. 390 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,060 Would I be capable of discharging 391 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,500 such a responsibility? 392 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,630 I will train you, myself. 393 00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:55,340 My pleasure, young woman. 394 00:21:55,340 --> 00:22:01,400 Show you everything you would be expected to do. 395 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,430 Is there no tea in this house? 396 00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,900 Is a man expected to parch to death of thirst 397 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,950 before he is offered a bit of refreshment? 398 00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:11,080 Tea is laid, cousin, before the fire. 399 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,380 Fanny, dear, you pour for Cousin Dinklespieler, 400 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,350 and he'll explain your duties. 401 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,370 And while you have a cozy little chat, 402 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,850 I'll see to a few other cust-- 403 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:21,530 problems. 404 00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:25,440 Now, well, Miss, is all explained to you. 405 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,440 Are you prepared to please me, huh? 406 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,120 Indeed, sir. 407 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,250 I-- I was most touched with the tale 408 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,390 Mrs. Brown told me of your devotion to her own Drusilla. 409 00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:40,110 I'm prepared to be, in every way, what she was to you, 410 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,990 if you so desire it. 411 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,940 Upon my soul, that is the well said. 412 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:47,090 Give us a kiss, then, lass! 413 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:47,820 Oh! 414 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:51,260 Oh, Mr. Dinklespieler! 415 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,790 Oh, sir, what is the meaning of this? 416 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,200 I beg you, desist. 417 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,040 What, Miss? 418 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,930 Did you not this minute say you would do all Drusilla did? 419 00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:01,840 I-- I did, sir, but surely it was not this. 420 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,320 It was, indeed! 421 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,870 But you are family, sir, cousins. 422 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:10,100 Kissing cousins, have you never heard the term? 423 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:14,470 Oh, but surely a peck on the cheek is all that's meant. 424 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:15,520 Well, not in my family. 425 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,360 We are very affectionate. 426 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,660 Mr. Dinklespieler, what if someone should be watching us? 427 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,470 They do that in the next room, the room with the mirror. 428 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:29,310 Oh, my child, you can have no idea what a lonely life I have 429 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:33,630 led since poor Dru passed on, how I have yearned, aches, 430 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:36,930 burned for the companionship of a sweet young person 431 00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:39,660 of the female gender, meanwhile making 432 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:42,760 do with hussies of housekeepers. 433 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,500 But companionship I understand, sir, but this? 434 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,140 I am sure your housekeepers are not thus engaged. 435 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:50,880 They are thus engaged, or they are 436 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,210 not engaged by me, at any rate. 437 00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:56,070 Oh, sir, I mean no offense, but I do not 438 00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:58,740 think you have explained all this side of your nature 439 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:00,880 to your dear cousin and my protectress Mrs. Brown. 440 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,900 What? 441 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,840 I fear you've been about to offend against the laws 442 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,490 of her hospitality, sir. 443 00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:06,930 Now, let's say no more about it. 444 00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:08,670 I, for one, shall not mention it to her. 445 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:11,040 It would pierce her gentle heart to the quick. 446 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,990 But you will see these unwelcome attentions at once. 447 00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:14,820 Zounds! 448 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,770 And no profanity, if you please. 449 00:24:16,770 --> 00:24:18,510 The vicar used to say it was the mark of a very 450 00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:20,730 small, unimaginative mind. 451 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:22,600 Why don't you have some more tea, please? 452 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,370 And here, try some of this delicious trifle. 453 00:24:25,370 --> 00:24:26,340 Trifle? 454 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,920 I should trifle at a time like this, when there is so 455 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,050 much more enticing just before me, 456 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:33,510 ready to pop between my lips? 457 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:34,620 Oh! 458 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:37,320 There's sweet meat for a king. 459 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,770 You have ruffled my ruffle, and the dress is not mine. 460 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,760 Oh, what will dear Mrs. Brown say? 461 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,010 She'll say the truth. 462 00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,360 You have enticed me, Miss. 463 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,880 You have driven me mad with your witching ways! 464 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,230 You've led me on! 465 00:24:49,230 --> 00:24:50,500 That is not true. 466 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,290 I have done nothing to mislead you. 467 00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,930 Oh, please, do not say these things to the only friend 468 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:57,420 I have in London, to that best of women. 469 00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:58,830 Don't pretend that! 470 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,840 You know the game as well as I, and now 471 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,060 is the time to pay the piper. 472 00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:06,150 Oh, please, sir, mind the tea, the trifle. 473 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,500 Give me no more of trifle. 474 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:08,610 I want love. 475 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:15,420 Oh, sir. 476 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:18,680 Oh, how awful. 477 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,380 I'm sorry. 478 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,850 I hope it didn't stand the fabric. 479 00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:24,330 Fabric be damned, girl! 480 00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:28,780 I have burned, on fire! 481 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,760 Oh, the pain, the pain! 482 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,250 Here is cold water. 483 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,720 I am burning! 484 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,700 Look what you have done. 485 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:40,170 My wig, it's ruined! 486 00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:42,640 Let me hold it before the fire. 487 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,680 Return that instant! 488 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,180 Oh, you're hurting! 489 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,020 My wig, my very best wig! 490 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:49,720 My wig! 491 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,240 My wig! 492 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,030 Oh, hell! 493 00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:56,990 Damnable wench! 494 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,960 Open in the name of the Bowe Street Runners. 495 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,180 Open in the name of the Bowe Street Runners. 496 00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:05,600 It's the constable of the law. 497 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,560 What do you want? 498 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,620 Seeking a fugitive from His Majesty's justice, 499 00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,930 one Wilhelm Aloysius Dinklespieler 500 00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:14,810 on a charge of debasing the coinage of the realm. 501 00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:18,050 Mr. Dinklespieler debasing the coinage? 502 00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:20,280 Good heavens! 503 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,560 They are right! 504 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:27,680 Oh, that two-faced old fraud, that deceiving 505 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,600 Don't lay a hand on that innocent child, you old lecher! 506 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,340 Oh, no. 507 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:37,010 No, you are getting out of here! 508 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:38,250 No! 509 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:41,290 What say you? 510 00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:43,400 Once again, it was dear, 511 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:49,100 kind, good Mrs. Brown who had come to my rescue. 512 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:54,300 Oh, my poor child. 513 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,590 Ah, can you ever forgive me? 514 00:27:01,260 --> 00:27:06,060 Who could have thought it, a member of my own family 515 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:09,270 a counterfeiter? 516 00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:11,370 As eventful as was my first day 517 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:14,370 in London, it was nothing to the happenings which 518 00:27:14,370 --> 00:27:16,720 occurred the following day. 519 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,500 A great naval victory was announced. 520 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,460 And to the boom of cannon and the peeling of church bells, 521 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:26,190 a veritable congress of the great, the royal, 522 00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:28,590 the loyal, and thousands of sailors 523 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:31,420 suddenly swarmed through the city. 524 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:36,240 But at Mrs. Brown's house, none seemed aware of it. 525 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,460 For there it was apparently a custom of all 526 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:41,880 to sleep to an advanced hour. 527 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,910 Country girl that I was, regardless of the rigors 528 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:48,330 of the previous day, I was now eager and ready to take 529 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,160 on fresh challenges. 530 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,470 Alas, there seemed to be none. 531 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:56,460 Thought he city outside appeared to be bursting with life, 532 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:59,960 Mrs. Brown's house was as quiet as the grave. 533 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,220 There came the most prodigious knocking at the door. 534 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:06,060 Fearful my young companions would be awakened from a sleep 535 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,130 which, for some reason they appeared 536 00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:11,760 to be in great need of, I hastened to discover the reason 537 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,410 for this unseemly disturbance. 538 00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:14,250 One moment, I pray you. 539 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:21,270 Ahoy there, ahoy. 540 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:22,770 Woo. 541 00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,690 Must you make so much noise, sir? 542 00:28:24,690 --> 00:28:25,610 The house is asleep. 543 00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:29,280 Do you mean sleeping, my pretty, or merely in bed? 544 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,180 Both, sir. 545 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:32,750 In bed and sleeping? 546 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:35,700 Oh, what a waste. 547 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,240 Is it not, sir? 548 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,830 Where one could be doing so many other things? 549 00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:43,080 Does a lass your age know so many other things to do? 550 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,330 Oh, sir, yes. 551 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:46,380 I'm a country girl, and all county girls 552 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:48,340 are acquainted with a thousand ways to spend 553 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,600 as fair a morning as this. 554 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,140 You're rather new here, aren't you? 555 00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:52,890 Oh, yes, sir. 556 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:54,680 I only came here but yesterday. 557 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,990 Oh. 558 00:28:55,990 --> 00:28:58,540 Oh, no, please, there's no point in your coming in. 559 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,690 There's no one here to entertain you, but myself. 560 00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:02,460 Oh, don't be modest, child. 561 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:04,530 We're not here on official business. 562 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:06,850 You alone would be more than sufficient. 563 00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:08,820 As it is, I must see your mistress at once. 564 00:29:08,820 --> 00:29:10,530 Please conduct me to her. 565 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:12,030 But sir, I explained. 566 00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:13,050 She's asleep. 567 00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:15,150 I could hardly take you to her bed chamber. 568 00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:17,680 Bless you, my child, for your delicacy. 569 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,360 That is not a prospect a man of my rank faces unmoved. 570 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,360 But when duty calls, I'm quite prepared to gaze 571 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,340 into the face of horror. 572 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,960 So come on, lass. 573 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,180 Cast off. 574 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:34,640 Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the wave. 575 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:37,940 Oh. 576 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:38,910 - Oh. - Oh. 577 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,050 Are you all right, sir? 578 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,590 Oh, it's just the high seas. 579 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:46,140 Oh, why did mother ever put me in the navy? 580 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,010 Well, come on. 581 00:29:47,010 --> 00:29:48,530 Show me the old gal's cabin. 582 00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:52,990 Oh, please, sir. 583 00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:57,160 I will endeavor to do as you wish and awaken Mrs. Brown. 584 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,590 But please, whom should I say is calling? 585 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:03,210 I'm emissary of His Royal Highness, the Duke of-- 586 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,820 never mind. 587 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,980 Tell the old bawd that the official emissary 588 00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:09,370 of Cherry Bye Bye is here. 589 00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:11,440 Cherry Bye Bye? 590 00:30:17,870 --> 00:30:18,970 Cherry Bye Bye? 591 00:30:18,970 --> 00:30:19,670 Bye bye. 592 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,020 Achoo! 593 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,710 Ma'am? 594 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:50,920 Oh please, ma'am, do wake up. 595 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,810 Why? 596 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:52,510 Why? 597 00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:53,680 Who's there? 598 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,460 It's me, Fanny. 599 00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:57,160 Fanny who? 600 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,490 Oh, Madam, please, Fanny Hill. 601 00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:02,780 What on earth are you doing, Fanny, 602 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:04,580 waking me up at this hour? 603 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:06,430 It's the middle of the night. 604 00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:08,190 Oh, I'm sorry, Madam, but-- 605 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,580 Oh. 606 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:12,330 Oh, that terrible cat. 607 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:17,270 It will creep in with me while I'm asleep. 608 00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,380 Now, off with you, you bold thing. 609 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:22,400 Find yourself a mouse. 610 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,950 Now, what is it, child? 611 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:26,180 Oh, I'm sorry, Madam, but there is the most 612 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:28,100 insistent gentleman to see you. 613 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,200 Nobody before 5:00 on Tuesdays. 614 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,040 Everyone knows that. 615 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,930 But, Madam, he said it was official, 616 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:38,440 and that you'd know someone called Cherry Bye Bye. 617 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,460 I don't care who-- 618 00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,210 Cherry? 619 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,100 Bye Bye. 620 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,010 His Royal Highness! 621 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:50,370 Oh, oh, my robe, my slippers, my cologne, 622 00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:51,980 my-- my-- my face cloth. 623 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:56,600 My-- oh, my wig, oh, my heaven! 624 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,250 My mistress, it appeared, 625 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,530 had the most wonderful friends in high places. 626 00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:04,340 An invitation, nay, a royal command 627 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,550 had been tended to all of us girls staying at the house 628 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:11,330 to attend an afternoon garden party in the country. 629 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,760 Really, James, what do you mean, 630 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,230 showing yourself in the halls half 631 00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:17,780 dressed and your wig untidy? 632 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:20,520 Go down and put yourself in order at once. 633 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,490 Dear Mrs. Brown, always so 634 00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:24,590 observant of the proprieties. 635 00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:27,500 I knew I need never worry over my reputation, 636 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,510 as long as I was under her wing. 637 00:32:29,510 --> 00:32:31,790 Well, this is the height of my season. 638 00:32:31,790 --> 00:32:35,540 The cost is high, even for His Highness. 639 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:36,680 Quite, Madam. 640 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,830 His Royal Cherry Bye Bye, wishing 641 00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:43,340 to celebrate our naval victory in truly 642 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:47,360 royal and fitting fashion, has naturally thought of you. 643 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,960 He also, my dear lady, sends a little contribution 644 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,880 to your favorite charity. 645 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,550 Oh, gold, gold. 646 00:32:57,550 --> 00:33:00,170 Oh, Madam, this is a fortune. 647 00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:02,320 Oh, it's nothing, nothing, dear child. 648 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,140 Merely get-away money in case of fire, plague, 649 00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:07,000 or descent of the authorities. 650 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,230 How wonderful 651 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:12,100 it was to see Mrs. Brown's noble and charitable nature 652 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,860 recognized by Royalty itself. 653 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,750 And how honored I felt to have even 654 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,520 a small part in her activities. 655 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,000 Well, send the horses when you will, sir. 656 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,800 My girls will be quite ready. 657 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,590 They all adore riding. 658 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:33,510 Girls, front and center! 659 00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:38,190 You're all getting back in the saddle again! 660 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,970 That very afternoon 661 00:33:39,970 --> 00:33:42,400 found us arriving at the charming pleasure 662 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,170 grounds of Castle-- 663 00:33:44,170 --> 00:33:47,040 alas, they never told me the name of the castle. 664 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,890 Nor indeed of any of the guests, who, oddly enough, 665 00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:54,460 except for us girls, were all gentlemen. 666 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,740 I shall never forget the eager welcome 667 00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:58,590 we received as we arrived. 668 00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:02,780 I never realized before our navy was quite so high spirited. 669 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:04,600 But after all those months at sea, 670 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,490 it was understandable their manners could 671 00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:09,360 have lost some of their polish. 672 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,540 Oh, it's lovely. 673 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:14,520 Oh, just a simple little country pavilion, my dear. 674 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,780 We call it the couch and four. 675 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,560 Say, do you like games? 676 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,950 Oh, I adore games. 677 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:27,820 Well, then let's waste no time. 678 00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:29,960 How about a stimulating spot of blind man's bluff, eh? 679 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,970 I most especially adore blind man's bluff. 680 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:34,340 Who's going to be it? 681 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,750 You, my dear, of course! 682 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:40,240 It's always the young lady the way we play. 683 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,220 Come on, now. 684 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:44,110 Bounce here, and we're going to blindfold you. 685 00:34:44,110 --> 00:34:47,060 Bounce, bounce, bounce! 686 00:34:50,010 --> 00:34:52,190 London girls are drinking up, 687 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:54,340 tripping up, kicking up. 688 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:59,290 London girls after falling down, my fair laddie. 689 00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:03,990 Come and help us off the street, off our feet, quick and neat. 690 00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:08,690 Love is what we're with replete, sweet old daddy. 691 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,660 Some of us are but 15. 692 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:13,250 Sweet not me, fresh and green. 693 00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:16,480 All of us are a bit obscene, not good-- 694 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,180 night, daddy. 695 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,620 Now, don't spin me too hard. 696 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,940 I get very dizzy. 697 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,080 It's all right, dear. 698 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,420 If you fall, there's a couch to receive you, 699 00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:28,850 and eager arms to support you. 700 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:32,090 OK, now, spin once and go on. 701 00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:32,790 Spin ahead. 702 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:35,110 Spin ahead. 703 00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:37,600 Go, go. 704 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,650 All right, Fanny, go ahead now. 705 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:50,740 Straight on, straight on. 706 00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:26,830 I don't know where I'm going to. 707 00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:27,660 Am I going the right way? 708 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,460 I've got you. 709 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,160 Oh! 710 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:36,940 Hello, somebody? 711 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:37,640 Hello? 712 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:55,060 FANNY HILL What dear, 713 00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:56,920 fun-loving lads they were. 714 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:10,890 I thanked heaven poor Mrs. Brown had not accompanied us. 715 00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:14,900 How it would have grieved her generous heart to see the way 716 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:19,600 her very own relatives were forgetting themselves, 717 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,360 and in the presence of royalty. 718 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,820 I could not but fear what His Royal 719 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:29,910 Highness the Duke must think. 720 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:38,230 Cousin Emily. 721 00:37:38,230 --> 00:37:39,870 Oh, Cousin Fanny. 722 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,300 Oh. 723 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,030 Oh, please, meet His Royal Highness. 724 00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:48,250 You know, I just lost a forfeit to him, at hide and seek. 725 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,870 Your servant, ma'am. 726 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,170 Charming game, what? 727 00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:57,260 Brings back memories of childhood and all that sort 728 00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:59,210 of rot, eh? 729 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:02,140 Hm. 730 00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:03,120 Ho, ho. 731 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,820 Ta-ta. 732 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:06,550 Ta-ta. 733 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:25,000 Cousin Hortense, has everybody lost a forfeit playing 734 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,700 hide and seek? 735 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:26,400 Oh, no, dear. 736 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,170 They're just bathing. 737 00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:28,780 It's a health measure Mrs. Brown insists 738 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:29,870 on at these outdoor gatherings. 739 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:30,770 Oh. 740 00:38:30,770 --> 00:38:32,320 Stop and join the fun, love. 741 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,420 But there are men here, Cousin. 742 00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:35,500 And His Royal Highness is right there behind the tree 743 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,630 with Cousin Emily. 744 00:38:36,630 --> 00:38:38,370 Cousin Emily is only showing His Highness 745 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:41,360 her tattoos acquired as a child in Bombay, India. 746 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,930 Oh, tattoos? 747 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,680 Ah, there you are, girls. 748 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:48,160 Forfeit, forfeit! 749 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,200 Tag, you're it! 750 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:49,900 You're it! 751 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:50,600 Here, here. 752 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,860 A forfeit, a forfeit! 753 00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:54,970 Give me back my kerchief, please. 754 00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:55,890 Here I go. 755 00:38:55,890 --> 00:38:57,740 Oh, that's not my kerchief. 756 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,980 Mrs. Brown lent it to me. 757 00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:02,430 Give it back to me! 758 00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:05,370 Give it back to me. 759 00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:07,330 Give it back to me. 760 00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:09,290 Oh! 761 00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:14,190 Oh, give it back to me. 762 00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:15,170 Follow me. 763 00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,150 Come on. 764 00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:17,600 I've got it, I've got it. 765 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,760 Give it to me. 766 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,460 Look, look. 767 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:21,400 Here it is. 768 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,680 Get it, if you can. 769 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,470 Someone, help me. 770 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,490 Help, help. 771 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,490 Sorry, love. 772 00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:32,050 Never quite learned how to swim, you know. 773 00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:36,280 Help, help, help! 774 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,000 Someone help me! 775 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,980 I'm sinking. 776 00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:40,980 Help! 777 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,130 Someone help me. 778 00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,540 Oh. 779 00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:46,440 Save a girl from a fate worse than death. 780 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,820 Help, help, help! 781 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:50,790 Miss. 782 00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:53,260 Madam. 783 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,890 Miss, please. 784 00:39:54,890 --> 00:39:55,590 I beg you. 785 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:01,540 Speak, please. 786 00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:02,650 Are you all right? 787 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,620 Or should I summon help? 788 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,960 Oh, pray, sir, do not do that. 789 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:10,580 Oh, you're not dressed. 790 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,190 Oh, I-- I beg you. 791 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:13,960 I beg you forgive my-- my lack of attire, 792 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,700 but when I saw you lying there, I thought you were drowning. 793 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,590 Are you ill, ma'am? 794 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:22,870 Your cheeks are fevered. 795 00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:25,600 Your pulses are racing. 796 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,750 And ma'am, your breathing. 797 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:30,390 Your breathing is remarkable, indeed, ma'am. 798 00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,920 In-- in one of your tender years. 799 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,100 Pray tell me, what horrible past brings 800 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,140 a fair young girl such as yourself 801 00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:39,940 to attempt self-slaughter? 802 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,680 I was not committing suicide. 803 00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:44,840 Oh, I-- 804 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,140 I was playing hide and seek. 805 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:48,910 Oh, I-- 806 00:40:48,910 --> 00:40:50,770 I most humbly crave your pardon, ma'am, 807 00:40:50,770 --> 00:40:54,250 but I was under the impression I was an unwilling witness 808 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:57,540 to one of life's tragedies. 809 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,630 Oh, it is a tragedy. 810 00:40:59,630 --> 00:41:03,800 What will dear Mrs. Brown say, that paragon of virtue, 811 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,140 now that I've spoiled her lovely clothes. 812 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:12,160 Don't be distressed, ma'am. 813 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,310 I'm sure if you but wash it out here in this pond. 814 00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:17,200 Oh, indeed, I will be happy to do it for you 815 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,720 and let it dry on these bushes. 816 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,360 There will be no complaint from your mistress. 817 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,060 Wash it out, with you here? 818 00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:26,140 Oh, never. 819 00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:29,000 I'm a sailor, ma'am, and quite accustomed to washing things. 820 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,300 If you will permit me, oh, you need not even take it off. 821 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,450 Just step towards the lake, and I will wash it on. 822 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,510 Wash it on me? 823 00:41:35,510 --> 00:41:37,150 I could never permit that. 824 00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:39,750 Well, then, slip out of it and throw to me. 825 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,370 Sir, I wear nothing underneath but a chemise. 826 00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:43,120 Oh. 827 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,800 But if the mud dries on the dress, 828 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,770 you may never get it off. 829 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:52,120 May I-- may I present myself, ma'am? 830 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,040 I'm Ensign Charles Sprocket, of His Majesty's Navy. 831 00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:00,250 My name is Francis Hill, but everyone calls me Fanny. 832 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,300 Fanny, pretty name. 833 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:06,060 And so apropos. 834 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:06,820 Turn your back. 835 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,540 Oh, it was on that voyage to the South Seas. 836 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:18,230 We penetrated up the cannibal river. 837 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:20,510 Well, I think it's dry now. 838 00:42:20,510 --> 00:42:21,810 Cannibal river? 839 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:22,900 Do they eat one another? 840 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:23,600 Constantly. 841 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,450 Oh! 842 00:42:26,450 --> 00:42:27,780 Be not afraid, ma'am. 843 00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:29,350 It's but thunder. 844 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:33,550 Oh, forgive me, but I'm terrified of thunder. 845 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:37,260 We'll be killed. 846 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:40,040 Oh, and the dress will be ruined! 847 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,940 Bring the dress in here. 848 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:43,640 OK. 849 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,740 Upon my honor, ma'am, the thunder 850 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:55,180 really will not hurt you. 851 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:57,880 It terrifies me. 852 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,390 Ooh. 853 00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:03,540 I should have stayed at home with dear kind Mrs. Brown, 854 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,730 where I was safe, instead of coming out here, 855 00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:09,540 ruining her lovely clothes. 856 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:10,980 Oh. 857 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:13,080 I know what I'll do. 858 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,120 If you don't object, sir. 859 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:14,820 What? 860 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:16,200 I'll take off your jacket and wrap it 861 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,210 around Mrs. Brown's dress, so the dress will 862 00:43:18,210 --> 00:43:21,150 be protected, if you permit. 863 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:22,880 Take off my jacket? 864 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,090 But-- but you're only wearing a chemise. 865 00:43:26,090 --> 00:43:27,960 Oh, but that's the only way to do it. 866 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,500 I must protect Mrs. Brown's dress. 867 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,330 Now, close your eyes, please, and help me off 868 00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:34,030 with the jacket. 869 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,160 Well, dear young lady, I'm-- 870 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,640 I'm-- I'm not at all sure. 871 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,620 Oh, do not protest, please. 872 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:46,430 Please, sir, please. 873 00:43:46,430 --> 00:43:48,650 Well, I-- I fear I'm not too familiar 874 00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:50,930 with undressing ladies, ma'am. 875 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:55,670 Sir? 876 00:43:55,670 --> 00:43:57,030 Oh, I-- 877 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,440 I beg your pardon, ma'am. 878 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,500 I'm sure I-- 879 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,520 Sir, my hands. 880 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,160 My hand's lit upon something. 881 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,460 No. 882 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,160 It moved. 883 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,110 Oh, no. 884 00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:10,060 Oh, yes. 885 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:13,780 I fear there's a mouse in the haystack with us. 886 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:16,000 And I'm terrified of mice. 887 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,300 So am I. Let it go. 888 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:20,270 Maybe it'll run away. 889 00:44:20,270 --> 00:44:22,890 Oh, sir, sir, I felt it move again. 890 00:44:22,890 --> 00:44:24,830 Let it alone. 891 00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:27,960 I'm sure it has a family to run off to. 892 00:44:33,790 --> 00:44:36,260 Oh, the rain is getting in. 893 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:38,870 Oh, please, sir, burrow back into the hay further. 894 00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:39,680 No, no. 895 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,640 I think we have gone quite far enough already. 896 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,340 Oh, no. 897 00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:45,140 The dress is getting soaked. 898 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,590 Further back, please. 899 00:44:47,590 --> 00:44:48,440 Oh, no, no, no. 900 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,460 Not so quickly. 901 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:50,570 Don't leave me. 902 00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:51,890 The rodent may return. 903 00:44:57,540 --> 00:44:58,870 Oh, what a silly girl you must think 904 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:03,810 I am, terrified of thunderstorms and mice. 905 00:45:03,810 --> 00:45:07,540 Everybody is terrified of something, I suppose. 906 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:09,610 Oh, not you, sir. 907 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:12,760 You're so manly and strong. 908 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,340 At the moment, I'm weak as a kitten. 909 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:20,440 Oh, I-- I couldn't help but see you at the pond. 910 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,420 You have a marvelous configuration 911 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,150 of your musculature. 912 00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:25,990 Could you see that? 913 00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:27,970 Oh, yes, sir. 914 00:45:27,970 --> 00:45:30,850 I have never seen a man without his clothes before. 915 00:45:30,850 --> 00:45:32,620 Only statues. 916 00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:34,760 But I think you look quite like one. 917 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,850 Oh, statues. 918 00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:37,600 Oh, yes. 919 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,480 Marble ones, I suppose you mean. 920 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,470 And nearly as hard as one, aren't you, sir? 921 00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:47,400 All that exercise, I suppose. 922 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,280 Oh, it-- it makes me think so weak and soft, 923 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,040 pressed against you this way. 924 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,770 Oh, I-- I can positively feel your muscles, sir. 925 00:45:56,770 --> 00:46:02,190 Oh, outdoor life from the high seas, very strenuous. 926 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,430 Oh, you know something, sir? 927 00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:09,130 What? 928 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,660 I was not afraid as I was before. 929 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:12,820 Really, I was not. 930 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:19,430 Please, please, ma'am, ma'am, flesh and blood can-- 931 00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:23,580 can only stand so much. 932 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,550 Sir? 933 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:26,530 Sir? 934 00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:29,030 Oh, I fear there is another mouse in the haystack 935 00:46:29,030 --> 00:46:31,790 with us, a bigger one. 936 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:37,900 Oh, oh, I fear this whole haystack is infested with them. 937 00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:50,980 Madam, I understand this young lady is under your protection. 938 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:53,680 You-- you might call it that. 939 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,540 Then, ma'am, may I say, I would 940 00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:57,910 like your permission to sue for this young lady's hand. 941 00:46:57,910 --> 00:46:58,900 Sue for? 942 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,670 To marry her, Madam. 943 00:47:00,670 --> 00:47:02,980 Please, modulate your voice, young man. 944 00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:06,440 Someone could overhear you. 945 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,260 Marry her? 946 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,670 Good heavens, why? 947 00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:12,040 I have seen her without a dress. 948 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,860 I have held her in my arms in a haystack. 949 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:17,350 I have even kissed her, Madam. 950 00:47:17,350 --> 00:47:18,670 In short, I must marry her. 951 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:20,650 Oh, Charles. 952 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:24,370 Are you aware, sir, what circumstances that word "must" 953 00:47:24,370 --> 00:47:26,410 conjures up in my mind? 954 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:27,890 Certainly, Madam. 955 00:47:27,890 --> 00:47:30,550 That I love her. 956 00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:33,900 Oh, please, Mrs. Brown, do consent. 957 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:34,810 For I love him. 958 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:44,630 I hope Fanny and I can be married on the morrow, 959 00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:47,350 by midday at latest. 960 00:47:47,350 --> 00:47:48,560 Topping kidneys, Madam. 961 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,550 My own, the recipe, that is. 962 00:47:52,550 --> 00:47:55,370 Oh. 963 00:47:55,370 --> 00:47:58,940 And what, pray tell, is the name of your ship, Ensign? 964 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:01,130 Madam, it is HMS Decorum. 965 00:48:01,130 --> 00:48:02,710 How touchingly apropos. 966 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,250 Charles, dear, do they ever let wives travel on board? 967 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,860 Oh hardly ever, love. 968 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:13,430 Unless, of course, one is an admiral, with a title. 969 00:48:13,430 --> 00:48:16,110 Oh, I'm sure it won't take you long to become an admiral 970 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:18,300 and have a title, will it, Mrs. Brown? 971 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:21,990 No, it won't take long. 972 00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:22,690 Not long at all. 973 00:48:28,770 --> 00:48:29,940 Oh, no, please. 974 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,040 I never touch spirits. 975 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,510 But it isn't spirits, ducky. 976 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:33,930 It's wine. 977 00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:37,650 After your hard day and what with being married tomorrow, 978 00:48:37,650 --> 00:48:41,010 believe me, you should have it, love. 979 00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:42,690 But I-- I promised Mother. 980 00:48:42,690 --> 00:48:45,950 After all, I'm in loco parentis to you now. 981 00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:47,080 Am I not, sir? 982 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,890 What with giving the bride away and all? 983 00:48:49,890 --> 00:48:50,670 Indeed, ma'am. 984 00:48:50,670 --> 00:48:54,500 Kindness such as yours is rarely met with in this sad world. 985 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,200 Oh. 986 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,180 A toast, Fanny, to Mrs. Brown. 987 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:04,220 Oh, too bad. 988 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:05,110 Caught. 989 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,390 And the last decanter, too. 990 00:49:07,390 --> 00:49:10,470 That James, I can never find a second footman 991 00:49:10,470 --> 00:49:13,920 who can do everything well. 992 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,520 Alas. 993 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,470 No matter. 994 00:49:16,470 --> 00:49:20,400 Fanny, to our second mother, and our generous and good friend 995 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,810 Mrs. Brown. 996 00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:23,340 It's too kind of you. 997 00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:24,210 It's really nothing. 998 00:49:28,370 --> 00:49:30,470 Sweet benefactress, 999 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:34,970 whose only thought was my future and my happiness, 1000 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:38,090 we shall not soon look upon thy like again. 1001 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:49,700 Well, Madam? 1002 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:55,800 Someplace far away, quite far away. 1003 00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,860 Barbados is a long way from London. 1004 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:05,390 You are the kindest and most considerate of gallants. 1005 00:50:05,390 --> 00:50:09,080 One endeavors, Madam. 1006 00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:16,940 Oh, you're sure there's no mistake? 1007 00:50:16,940 --> 00:50:19,120 It was Ensign Sprocket? 1008 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:19,820 Yes, Madam. 1009 00:50:19,820 --> 00:50:21,140 That was the name of the young man gave 1010 00:50:21,140 --> 00:50:22,940 me when he pawned these things. 1011 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:25,040 Mine is a strictly legitimate business. 1012 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,720 I hope you understand, ma'am. 1013 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:27,420 Poor fellow. 1014 00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:29,310 He said he was escaping from some female with whom 1015 00:50:29,310 --> 00:50:30,960 he'd become entangled. 1016 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,660 Female? 1017 00:50:33,110 --> 00:50:34,260 Oh, oh, oh. 1018 00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:46,790 Thus did my wonderful Charles, my first, 1019 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:50,480 my one and only love, vanish from my life as 1020 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,110 suddenly as he had appeared. 1021 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:58,500 Oh, tears, tears, my pretty. 1022 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:02,300 Now, I know how you feel. 1023 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:05,470 But there's still life to live. 1024 00:51:05,470 --> 00:51:07,990 You are young, and beautiful, and with your way 1025 00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:09,560 to make in the world. 1026 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,670 You will soon forget your young man. 1027 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,700 Forget Charles? 1028 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:16,590 Never! 1029 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:18,340 Oh, nonsense. 1030 00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:20,950 What you need is occupation, work. 1031 00:51:20,950 --> 00:51:23,740 And I have just the thing for you. 1032 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:26,820 Fresh surroundings and new interests 1033 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:31,330 will soon make you happy again. 1034 00:51:31,330 --> 00:51:35,520 As well as keep you out of trouble. 1035 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:39,940 Now, we'll dry those tears and put on your bonnet, 1036 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:41,040 and we'll be off. 1037 00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:45,870 FANNY HILL Mrs. Brown 1038 00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:50,010 had a little millinery shop across the town, in Mayfair. 1039 00:51:50,010 --> 00:51:52,210 It was a charming establishment. 1040 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:55,020 But for a woman's hat shopping, Mrs. Brown 1041 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:59,730 certainly had few hats and an unusual clientele. 1042 00:51:59,730 --> 00:52:04,410 Now, after all, love, women dress to please men. 1043 00:52:04,410 --> 00:52:07,950 So what better idea than to have a shop, where men can choose 1044 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:10,650 the hats for their wives, their sweethearts, 1045 00:52:10,650 --> 00:52:12,870 but for themselves? 1046 00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:15,280 Well, don't you agree? 1047 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,620 Yes. 1048 00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:18,450 At 4:00 on the dot. 1049 00:52:18,450 --> 00:52:19,230 At 4:00? 1050 00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:20,430 Yes, sir. 1051 00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:23,220 You may pay at the cash desk, if you will, sir. 1052 00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:24,870 In advance of delivery? 1053 00:52:24,870 --> 00:52:26,370 A rule of the house. 1054 00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:27,300 Don't worry. 1055 00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:29,330 You'll like what I bring you. 1056 00:52:29,330 --> 00:52:31,950 Ah. 1057 00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:35,790 Now, that will be your job, dear, collecting the money 1058 00:52:35,790 --> 00:52:38,470 and keeping track of the deliveries. 1059 00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:40,290 The dear duke again, dear? 1060 00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:41,310 Yes, Madam. 1061 00:52:41,310 --> 00:52:43,640 14th time this week. 1062 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:44,860 I'm quite worn out. 1063 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:46,280 Oh, dear child. 1064 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,790 Noblesse oblige! 1065 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:52,260 But Mrs. Brown, what could a duke want with 14 lady's hats 1066 00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:53,430 a week? 1067 00:52:53,430 --> 00:52:57,850 Oh, he has a large family of unmarried female relatives. 1068 00:52:57,850 --> 00:53:00,960 New hats keep their spirits up. 1069 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,620 But that poor girl's fingers must be worn out. 1070 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:06,930 All that stitching alone must be exhausting. 1071 00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:09,030 It's not the fingers that get tired, dear. 1072 00:53:09,030 --> 00:53:11,540 It's thinking up new trimmings that gets a girl down. 1073 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,810 FANNY HILL Thus I was 1074 00:53:16,810 --> 00:53:19,250 installed in my new position. 1075 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:22,030 But the girls were out on delivery so often, 1076 00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:24,940 I wondered when they had time to make their hats. 1077 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:28,330 And I think we were the only millinery shop in all of London 1078 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,490 to stay open all night. 1079 00:53:30,490 --> 00:53:33,850 No wonder we had so few hats left to sell. 1080 00:53:33,850 --> 00:53:36,490 The gentlemen customers flocked to us, 1081 00:53:36,490 --> 00:53:39,280 and the girls were constantly on call, 1082 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,030 dashing from one end of town to the other many times a day, 1083 00:53:43,030 --> 00:53:44,950 and far into the night. 1084 00:53:44,950 --> 00:53:49,450 The busier girls were wearing out several boxes each week. 1085 00:53:49,450 --> 00:53:53,610 I was proud, alone and in sole charge of the shop, 1086 00:53:53,610 --> 00:53:56,950 when my first customer made his appearance. 1087 00:53:56,950 --> 00:54:00,450 Needless to say, I had never made or even sold a hat before. 1088 00:54:10,430 --> 00:54:11,830 Good evening, sir. 1089 00:54:11,830 --> 00:54:12,540 How do you do? 1090 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:13,580 Pray, come in. 1091 00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:15,110 Uh, is this that-- 1092 00:54:15,110 --> 00:54:18,230 that shop that I've had spoken about by my friends? 1093 00:54:18,230 --> 00:54:19,130 I trust so. 1094 00:54:19,130 --> 00:54:21,470 This is a very good shop. 1095 00:54:21,470 --> 00:54:24,200 My friends told me that you specialize 1096 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,400 in gentlemen customers. 1097 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,120 Indeed, we have many male clients. 1098 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,180 Are you looking for a model to take home, sir? 1099 00:54:32,030 --> 00:54:34,110 No, no, no, not take home. 1100 00:54:34,110 --> 00:54:35,060 Not with Mother in town. 1101 00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:35,820 Never, understand. 1102 00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:36,710 Not Mother. 1103 00:54:36,710 --> 00:54:41,870 Oh, then-- then you want to order something special? 1104 00:54:41,870 --> 00:54:43,040 Yes, exactly. 1105 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:47,990 And then-- no. 1106 00:54:47,990 --> 00:54:50,390 I'm afraid, sir, we have very little on hand 1107 00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:51,720 to show you this evening. 1108 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,870 Most of the models have been sent out. 1109 00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:56,010 But as you heard of us from your friends, 1110 00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:59,060 you must be aware we only have the best. 1111 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:01,900 If you don't find what you are interested in, 1112 00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:05,110 we can procure anything. 1113 00:55:05,110 --> 00:55:06,860 Ah, you can. 1114 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:09,560 You are very kind, indeed. 1115 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,990 Won't you sit down, sir? 1116 00:55:11,990 --> 00:55:13,550 I'm not too familiar with the stock. 1117 00:55:13,550 --> 00:55:15,550 I've only been here a short time. 1118 00:55:15,550 --> 00:55:17,600 But I will do everything in my power 1119 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,810 for you, if you can describe what you have in mind. 1120 00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:22,220 Describe? 1121 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:23,040 Describe? 1122 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,810 I can't possibly describe it. 1123 00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:27,530 Words fail to create a sense of delicacy. 1124 00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:28,550 Shy, you know. 1125 00:55:28,550 --> 00:55:30,200 Damnable affliction. 1126 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,150 Brought up in the country, strict mother, 1127 00:55:32,150 --> 00:55:35,300 domineering aunts, impressionable character. 1128 00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:37,160 Result, disasters. 1129 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,990 Oh, come now, sir. 1130 00:55:38,990 --> 00:55:40,130 You shouldn't say that. 1131 00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:44,620 It seems to me you are a very well-spoken gentleman, indeed. 1132 00:55:44,620 --> 00:55:46,790 Too generous. 1133 00:55:46,790 --> 00:55:49,040 Forgive lack of savoir-faire. 1134 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,830 Blush easily, diffident nature, weak character, 1135 00:55:51,830 --> 00:55:53,870 and getting very desperate now. 1136 00:55:53,870 --> 00:55:57,500 Don't apologize, Sir I quite understand. 1137 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:59,860 I'm-- I'm very shy myself. 1138 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:00,560 You are? 1139 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,000 Really? 1140 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,800 I, too, was brought up in the country. 1141 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,350 It does make city life a bit of a problem. 1142 00:56:06,350 --> 00:56:07,190 Oh, it does. 1143 00:56:07,190 --> 00:56:08,490 Does it not indeed? 1144 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,390 Yes. 1145 00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:13,450 What sort of thing were you looking for, sir? 1146 00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:17,210 Well, I'm looking for-- 1147 00:56:17,210 --> 00:56:18,700 you won't misunderstand me, please? 1148 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,590 My dear, sir, certainly not. 1149 00:56:20,590 --> 00:56:23,020 Go on. 1150 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:26,370 I'm looking for something young. 1151 00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:27,570 Something young? 1152 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:29,100 Oh, then your worries are over. 1153 00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:31,180 That's la specialité de la maison. 1154 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:31,950 Oh. 1155 00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:36,660 Mrs. Brown the proprietress, she specializes in the young. 1156 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:37,530 Nothing easier. 1157 00:56:37,530 --> 00:56:41,370 It's just a question of choosing the one you like. 1158 00:56:41,370 --> 00:56:43,290 Well, that's very gratifying. 1159 00:56:43,290 --> 00:56:47,120 Ooh, there was a charming bit that went out this afternoon. 1160 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:47,960 Please, excuse me. 1161 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:54,540 But when I say young, I mean quite young. 1162 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:56,510 "Virginal" is perhaps the best word. 1163 00:56:56,510 --> 00:56:57,600 "Virginal"? 1164 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,320 Nothing shopworn, you understand? 1165 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,210 I couldn't bear that. 1166 00:57:00,210 --> 00:57:01,440 Shopworn? 1167 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,270 My dear sir, certainly not from this shop. 1168 00:57:04,270 --> 00:57:06,810 Mrs. Brown has her standards. 1169 00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,670 You are most understanding. 1170 00:57:08,670 --> 00:57:11,730 Well, that's what I'm here for. 1171 00:57:11,730 --> 00:57:16,750 Do you undertake any of this sort of work yourself? 1172 00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:17,850 Oh. 1173 00:57:17,850 --> 00:57:19,470 Oh, not yet. 1174 00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:22,200 It's all still a little bewildering. 1175 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,890 In fact, I'm not truly used to anything yet. 1176 00:57:25,890 --> 00:57:28,450 Not anything at all? 1177 00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:30,390 Well, it takes a while, you know. 1178 00:57:30,390 --> 00:57:33,460 So the girls tell me. 1179 00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:36,390 I-- I haven't made one yet. 1180 00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:37,920 No, really? 1181 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,300 But I soon shall. 1182 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:41,310 I know I can be just as good as the others, 1183 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:44,130 once I get the hang of it. 1184 00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:46,950 How come a nice girl like you, working in a situation 1185 00:57:46,950 --> 00:57:48,060 like this? 1186 00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:52,590 Well, just lucky, I guess. 1187 00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:55,520 It-- it occurs to me that you might be just 1188 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,140 the person who could help me. 1189 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,400 You're so understanding. 1190 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,780 But I might-- might not be satisfactory at all. 1191 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:05,150 I don't know enough yet. 1192 00:58:05,150 --> 00:58:06,440 But that's just the point. 1193 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,030 I don't want anything sophisticated. 1194 00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:09,200 I can't bear that. 1195 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,860 I want something simple, innocent. 1196 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:11,740 Do you understand? 1197 00:58:11,740 --> 00:58:15,110 Oh, but, sir, still one must have some-- 1198 00:58:15,110 --> 00:58:17,600 some technical knowledge. 1199 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,650 No, no, not at all. 1200 00:58:18,650 --> 00:58:20,870 That would ruin everything. 1201 00:58:20,870 --> 00:58:26,180 Can I ask you, please, to oblige me personally? 1202 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:29,990 Oh, sir, that's-_ that's a very great compliment, 1203 00:58:29,990 --> 00:58:32,180 I'm sure. 1204 00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:36,780 But Mrs. Brown the owner would have to consent. 1205 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:40,280 You see now, I'm just a-- 1206 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,880 a-- a little bit more than an apprentice. 1207 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,660 But that's just what I'm looking for! 1208 00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:46,360 Yeah! 1209 00:58:49,570 --> 00:58:51,390 Oh, she's such a darling girl. 1210 00:58:51,390 --> 00:58:54,040 You would be so grateful to me that you've met her. 1211 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,620 Just take one look. 1212 00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,320 Tell me. 1213 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,090 Look. 1214 00:58:57,090 --> 00:58:59,530 Can you tell me how old she is? 1215 00:58:59,530 --> 00:59:01,490 Oh, she's very young. 1216 00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:02,960 She's a virgin. 1217 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,960 But you must be very careful. 1218 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:05,660 Of course. 1219 00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:07,650 Oh, but she's a darling. 1220 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,170 What were you up to last night? 1221 00:59:26,170 --> 00:59:28,200 Shh, Mrs. Brown will hear you. 1222 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,210 You know how she feels about loose talk. 1223 00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:32,430 Do we not know about Mother Brown? 1224 00:59:32,430 --> 00:59:33,270 "Mother"? 1225 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:35,040 How can you talk in such familiar terms 1226 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,540 about our dear friend? 1227 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,650 The woman is a saint. 1228 00:59:57,250 --> 01:00:01,240 Oh, he's had a tragic life, poor boy. 1229 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,320 Despite all that money, he was left 1230 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,290 to the mercy of his tutors. 1231 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:08,240 You know what they did to a sensitive, misunderstood youth 1232 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:09,070 like that. 1233 01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:10,940 What? 1234 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:12,740 Well, it's marked him, it has. 1235 01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:15,280 Something cruel. 1236 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,690 He still bears the scars? 1237 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:19,660 Inside. 1238 01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:22,300 Oh, brutes. 1239 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:24,500 You see immediately how in need 1240 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:27,470 of sympathetic understanding companionship 1241 01:00:27,470 --> 01:00:29,420 the poor youth was. 1242 01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:31,830 He did seem so lonely last night. 1243 01:00:31,830 --> 01:00:33,630 But so devoted to his mother. 1244 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:38,150 A mother alone, my dear, is not enough for a grown youth. 1245 01:00:38,150 --> 01:00:39,470 I dare say not, Madam. 1246 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:44,960 I must confess, he opened up his heart to me, 1247 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,920 my dear, this morning. 1248 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,860 Oh, yes. 1249 01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:53,070 He is very struck with your own sweet self. 1250 01:00:53,070 --> 01:00:55,880 But, Madam, we only but talked a half hour. 1251 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,070 Well, what has time to do with things like this? 1252 01:00:59,070 --> 01:01:02,270 Now, Romeo and Juliet, those immortal lovers, 1253 01:01:02,270 --> 01:01:05,930 met, loved, wed, and died all within two weeks. 1254 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,570 Oh, good evening, Mr. Norbert. 1255 01:01:33,570 --> 01:01:35,370 Oh, you have not brought me flowers. 1256 01:01:35,370 --> 01:01:37,080 I couldn't possibly accept them. 1257 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,720 And heather is so expensive this time of the year. 1258 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,290 But it's not heather, Mr. Fanny. 1259 01:01:43,290 --> 01:01:45,290 It's not heather? 1260 01:01:45,290 --> 01:01:46,230 It looks like heather. 1261 01:01:46,230 --> 01:01:47,360 It smells like heather. 1262 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,160 It must be heather. 1263 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,380 It's a birch switch, the same as they 1264 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:53,570 used on me in my boyhood. 1265 01:01:53,570 --> 01:01:54,830 Oh, really? 1266 01:01:54,830 --> 01:01:57,290 Stood up remarkably well, hasn't it? 1267 01:01:57,290 --> 01:01:59,000 It's not exactly the same one. 1268 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,360 I had it made up, especially to show you. 1269 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,480 Oh, why? 1270 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,750 Why should I want to be shown, Mr. Norbert? 1271 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:06,050 Because I want you to understand what 1272 01:02:06,050 --> 01:02:06,750 I've been through. 1273 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,170 Oh, they were so cruel. 1274 01:02:08,170 --> 01:02:11,090 Oh, they were such cruel beasts, Miss Fanny. 1275 01:02:11,090 --> 01:02:13,520 On the other hand, had there been one such as yourself, 1276 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,330 a tender virginal maiden, oh, that would 1277 01:02:16,330 --> 01:02:18,180 have made such a difference. 1278 01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:20,150 Oh, but, Mr. Norbert, I'm sure you've done 1279 01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:21,580 nothing to be punished for. 1280 01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:23,770 Oh, but I did, I did, I did. 1281 01:02:23,770 --> 01:02:24,710 I swear. 1282 01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:26,270 I was a very naughty boy. 1283 01:02:26,270 --> 01:02:27,770 I needed punishment. 1284 01:02:27,770 --> 01:02:28,610 I'm that sort. 1285 01:02:28,610 --> 01:02:29,570 Do you understand. 1286 01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:32,220 Mr. Norbert, don't soil your lovely trousers. 1287 01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,380 Get up. 1288 01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:36,020 I have a confession to make. 1289 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:38,030 But we hardly know each other. 1290 01:02:38,030 --> 01:02:39,030 No, no, no, no. 1291 01:02:39,030 --> 01:02:40,890 You must listen to me. 1292 01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,040 I am still very, very naughty. 1293 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,790 And I still need punishment, desperately. 1294 01:02:46,790 --> 01:02:50,090 But you are a grown man, Mr. Norbert. 1295 01:02:50,090 --> 01:02:52,430 I know, but all the time I do the most terrible things. 1296 01:02:52,430 --> 01:02:53,930 And all my life, I've had nothing 1297 01:02:53,930 --> 01:02:55,670 but bad thoughts continuously. 1298 01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:57,830 But if a gentle maiden such as yourself 1299 01:02:57,830 --> 01:02:59,730 would give me the punishment that I so truly deserve, 1300 01:02:59,730 --> 01:03:00,830 then my conscience will be free. 1301 01:03:00,830 --> 01:03:02,730 Please, take pity on me, Miss Fanny. 1302 01:03:02,730 --> 01:03:04,010 Please, take pity on me. 1303 01:03:04,010 --> 01:03:04,750 Punish me! 1304 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:05,450 Punish me! 1305 01:03:05,450 --> 01:03:08,700 Mr. Norbert, I don't believe in punishment. 1306 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:10,640 Make me your slave, make me your slave! 1307 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,740 Only by being chastised by a young maiden can I be forgiven! 1308 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:15,830 Mrs. Brown! 1309 01:03:15,830 --> 01:03:17,670 Oh, dear. 1310 01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:18,580 Mrs. Brown! 1311 01:03:18,580 --> 01:03:21,620 But you have to be cruel, my dear, in order to be kind! 1312 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,810 Mrs. Brown! 1313 01:03:23,810 --> 01:03:25,920 Remove my sins, dear young lady. 1314 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,340 Beat the devil out of me! 1315 01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,790 Mr. Norbert, I must ask you to get 1316 01:03:28,790 --> 01:03:30,200 the Mephistopheles out of here. 1317 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,400 Nay, nay, nay! 1318 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,830 Yea, yea, yea! 1319 01:03:33,830 --> 01:03:34,830 Oh! 1320 01:03:40,310 --> 01:03:42,300 Oh, good gracious. 1321 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,080 Oh, Mrs. Brown, help! 1322 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:47,780 Someone, help! 1323 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:51,260 Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Brown, help, help, help! 1324 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:52,760 Mrs. Brown, Mrs. Brown! 1325 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,250 Help! 1326 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:56,740 Oh, the poor hats. 1327 01:04:22,570 --> 01:04:23,840 My one thought 1328 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:28,900 was to regain the safety of Mrs. Brown's protecting arms. 1329 01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:31,610 Unfortunately, they were already occupied. 1330 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,070 Fanny, dear child. 1331 01:04:40,070 --> 01:04:41,900 That's enough, James. 1332 01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:43,280 Run down the kitchen and tell cook 1333 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:48,210 to give you a nice cup of tea, and you'll soon feel better. 1334 01:04:48,210 --> 01:04:51,130 Poor James is so emotional. 1335 01:04:51,130 --> 01:04:53,510 Goes into these fits of homesickness ever so often, 1336 01:04:53,510 --> 01:04:56,140 and there's nothing to do but give him a little pat. 1337 01:04:58,970 --> 01:05:00,740 But what are you doing home so early, lovey? 1338 01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:02,150 I thought you were spending the evening 1339 01:05:02,150 --> 01:05:04,400 with that charming Mr. Norbert. 1340 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,230 I could not, Madam. 1341 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:09,470 I think Mr. Norbert is very, very ill. 1342 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:10,880 Really? 1343 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,440 Oh, there is a lot of grip about lately. 1344 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,770 And I did hear of a case or two of bubonic plague 1345 01:05:15,770 --> 01:05:17,060 down at the docks. 1346 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:20,630 But I didn't think any of it has spread to the quality yet. 1347 01:05:20,630 --> 01:05:22,100 Has he broken out in spots? 1348 01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:25,130 Oh, he's ill up here, Madam. 1349 01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:27,230 Oh, dear Mrs. Brown, I think you've been quite 1350 01:05:27,230 --> 01:05:29,900 mistaken about that young man. 1351 01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:33,210 He asked me to do the most extraordinary things. 1352 01:05:33,210 --> 01:05:34,670 Oh? 1353 01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:35,370 Oh! 1354 01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:40,460 Dear, thoughtful Mrs. Brown, 1355 01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:41,870 she forgave all. 1356 01:05:44,430 --> 01:05:45,260 Push in, James. 1357 01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:46,980 Push in. 1358 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,270 Push. 1359 01:05:48,270 --> 01:05:49,680 Now, hold it. 1360 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,300 Hold, Hortense. 1361 01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:53,350 Push. 1362 01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:55,240 There, there. 1363 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,430 Push. 1364 01:05:57,430 --> 01:06:01,150 Push, James, push! 1365 01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:04,060 Hold it now. 1366 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:04,760 That's it. 1367 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,320 Now hold it, Hortense. 1368 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,760 Just hold. 1369 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,440 Push, James. 1370 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,920 There she goes again, cry, cry, cry, night and day. 1371 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:19,140 It's enough to drive a decent girl out of her mine. 1372 01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:21,370 You haven't been decent for years. 1373 01:06:21,370 --> 01:06:23,040 My customers are complaining. 1374 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,940 They don't like weeping with their kissing. 1375 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,980 Mine seem to love the sound of a few genuine tears 1376 01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:31,230 in a place like this. 1377 01:06:31,230 --> 01:06:32,680 Do you want this lollipop? 1378 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,550 Girls, remember where you are. 1379 01:06:34,550 --> 01:06:37,020 If there's one thing I pride myself on, 1380 01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:41,840 it's that I've never permitted vulgarity in this house! 1381 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,560 Now, thank you, Hortense. 1382 01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,870 Oh, James, I don't know what I'd do without that great strength 1383 01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:49,890 of yours. 1384 01:06:49,890 --> 01:06:51,690 Psst. 1385 01:06:51,690 --> 01:06:54,300 Mudge. 1386 01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:58,470 Mudge, well, you should be on the high seas. 1387 01:06:58,470 --> 01:07:01,050 Madam, we started, but just on the Thames, 1388 01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:04,200 we collided with a man of war and sank. 1389 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,000 About that young man. 1390 01:07:08,550 --> 01:07:10,320 I thought you had best be told. 1391 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,070 Told? 1392 01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:12,120 Told what? 1393 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,370 He drowned? 1394 01:07:13,370 --> 01:07:14,170 No, Madam. 1395 01:07:14,170 --> 01:07:17,310 I regret to say he did not. 1396 01:07:17,310 --> 01:07:20,170 It appears he's a first class swimmer. 1397 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,170 He saved the lives of the captain, the first mate, 1398 01:07:22,170 --> 01:07:23,260 the cook, and myself. 1399 01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:24,390 Oh, alive? 1400 01:07:24,390 --> 01:07:25,890 Good heavens. 1401 01:07:25,890 --> 01:07:27,010 Where is he now? 1402 01:07:27,010 --> 01:07:29,500 Being awarded a medal, Madam, at the Good Friends 1403 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,930 of the Sailor Society. 1404 01:07:30,930 --> 01:07:33,270 But he'll be on his way here. 1405 01:07:33,270 --> 01:07:37,730 All he can speak about is that young woman, Fanny. 1406 01:07:37,730 --> 01:07:39,730 He's going to marry her. 1407 01:07:39,730 --> 01:07:41,280 Well, he can't marry Fanny. 1408 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,720 I've got plans for her. 1409 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,500 Many plans. 1410 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,330 Why, Cousin Hemingway alone should be 1411 01:07:45,330 --> 01:07:48,330 good for at least 500 guineas. 1412 01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:50,700 Oh, how could this happen? 1413 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,490 I'm deeply sorry, Madam. 1414 01:07:52,490 --> 01:07:54,300 The captain drinks, you see. 1415 01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:56,240 And in the moonlight, he mistook a man 1416 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,600 of war for the Tower of London. 1417 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:05,150 One turn of the wheel, and oh, what a ruddy bang! 1418 01:08:05,150 --> 01:08:06,660 Well, thank you, Mudge. 1419 01:08:06,660 --> 01:08:07,620 Goodbye, Mudge. 1420 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:09,030 Goodbye, ma'am. 1421 01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:10,620 Martha, my coach. 1422 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,360 Girls! 1423 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,670 Girls, come at once. 1424 01:08:13,670 --> 01:08:14,660 What is it now? 1425 01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:16,980 Girls, this is important. 1426 01:08:16,980 --> 01:08:19,000 I have a job for you. 1427 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,380 Girls, that boy Fanny's involved with is on his way here. 1428 01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:24,300 Now, she mustn't see him. 1429 01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,740 It would ruin everything. 1430 01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:28,240 Her whole career would be shot to Guyana. 1431 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:31,800 Now, when he arrives, you girls distract him. 1432 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,390 Detain him. 1433 01:08:33,390 --> 01:08:36,540 Get him out of love! 1434 01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:38,490 James, my green satin. 1435 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:39,690 A sailor? 1436 01:08:39,690 --> 01:08:42,590 Then he'll fancy a mustache. 1437 01:08:42,590 --> 01:08:44,280 Perhaps he'd like a little sister. 1438 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,490 It would be nice to have a young man for a change. 1439 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:49,830 Oh, if he's a sailor, I'll make 1440 01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:51,750 him feel at home with a touch of the cat. 1441 01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:54,840 Lash him to the mast, and swing 1442 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:59,880 him from the and throw him in the deep blue sea. 1443 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,950 Emily, save that for the customers. 1444 01:09:01,950 --> 01:09:03,080 FANNY HILL Mrs. Brown 1445 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,450 said the city was no place for a nice girl like me, 1446 01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:10,200 and she knew just the place to go, to her Cousin Hemingway 1447 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,700 at his ancestral seat. 1448 01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,740 Yes, and this, Cousin Hemingway, 1449 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:17,600 is my cherished Fanny. 1450 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,040 I love her dearly. 1451 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:21,290 And I know if I leave her with you, 1452 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:22,770 you will look after her well. 1453 01:09:26,420 --> 01:09:29,760 Had a nervous shock, I see. 1454 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,420 Dear, dear. 1455 01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:34,600 Rest is what the poor child needs, dear cousin. 1456 01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:38,740 Rest, rest, rest. 1457 01:09:38,740 --> 01:09:40,710 Rest? 1458 01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:44,030 I will personally see she is never out of bed. 1459 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:49,130 I will hold her down myself, if she tries to start. 1460 01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:50,750 But sir, I-- 1461 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,100 you're too kind. 1462 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:55,220 I'm afraid I would be an unconscionable bother for you. 1463 01:09:55,220 --> 01:09:58,700 I never mind being bothered in a good cause, my dear. 1464 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:03,620 It's quite apparent to me, you're a very good cause. 1465 01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:05,930 Indeed. 1466 01:10:05,930 --> 01:10:08,150 I believe in comfort, my dear. 1467 01:10:08,150 --> 01:10:10,210 Comfort at all costs. 1468 01:10:10,210 --> 01:10:12,350 And I keep an adequate staff to ensure 1469 01:10:12,350 --> 01:10:18,210 I can get anything I want, any time I want, any way I want. 1470 01:10:18,210 --> 01:10:19,580 It was obvious he 1471 01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:25,440 was a man of great wealth, for indeed he lived magnificently. 1472 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:30,610 And I was positively amazed at the size of his large staff. 1473 01:10:30,610 --> 01:10:35,550 This is Clotilde, Brunhilde, Matilda, the bed chambermaid. 1474 01:10:38,220 --> 01:10:40,020 No, that's Clotilde. 1475 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:42,810 Don't hesitate to ring for them if you want them. 1476 01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:44,880 Any hour of the day or night. 1477 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,670 Most obliging nurses. 1478 01:10:47,670 --> 01:10:49,610 Come along, come along. 1479 01:10:49,610 --> 01:10:53,100 We will trundle you off to bed this very moment. 1480 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,670 It's high time. 1481 01:10:56,670 --> 01:11:00,230 And this will be your bedroom, my dear. 1482 01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:09,810 I haven't seen the nervous condition yet 1483 01:11:09,810 --> 01:11:11,460 that hasn't responded to it. 1484 01:11:16,220 --> 01:11:17,420 Never in all 1485 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:25,890 my night had I been so pampered, so spoiled, so attended to. 1486 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:27,380 Ah, in bed. 1487 01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:31,970 Well, my dear child, sleep well. 1488 01:11:31,970 --> 01:11:33,650 Oh, Madam, I'm so grateful to you 1489 01:11:33,650 --> 01:11:35,990 for bringing me to such a magnificent house. 1490 01:11:35,990 --> 01:11:37,730 I can always count on Cousin Hemingway 1491 01:11:37,730 --> 01:11:41,220 giving my little friends an eager and warm welcome. 1492 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:44,450 He's a prince among men, with a great understanding of 1493 01:11:44,450 --> 01:11:47,390 the problems of the weaker sex. 1494 01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:49,530 Good night, sweet. 1495 01:11:49,530 --> 01:11:52,750 Mrs. Brown, is it proper that I should be left 1496 01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:55,630 alone here without a chaperone? 1497 01:11:55,630 --> 01:11:59,310 Well, after all, my dear Cousin Hemingway is a doctor. 1498 01:11:59,310 --> 01:12:04,230 True, it's only of mineralogy, but the thought is there. 1499 01:12:04,230 --> 01:12:09,000 There is, of course, just one thing. 1500 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:09,710 What, Madam? 1501 01:12:09,710 --> 01:12:12,820 Well, giving so much of his time and attention 1502 01:12:12,820 --> 01:12:16,720 for the benefit of other people has worked a sad toll 1503 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,250 on Cousin Hemingway's strength. 1504 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,890 He has a-- a weakness. 1505 01:12:21,890 --> 01:12:23,440 A weakness, Madam? 1506 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,270 Should you by any chance encounter 1507 01:12:25,270 --> 01:12:29,170 him in the middle of it, by no means must you disturb him. 1508 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:31,090 Oh, no, I won't, Madam. 1509 01:12:31,090 --> 01:12:35,200 But, pray, what is the nature of his weakness? 1510 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,000 He is a-- 1511 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,300 a somnambulist. 1512 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,580 A so-- 1513 01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:42,620 Somnambulist. 1514 01:12:42,620 --> 01:12:44,360 A somnabulist? 1515 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:48,660 Madam, I thought men like that shot themselves. 1516 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,450 Nay, my dear Fanny. 1517 01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:52,190 You do not understand. 1518 01:12:55,940 --> 01:13:00,480 He walks in his sleep, does Cousin Hemingway. 1519 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,810 Oh, he's a sleepwalker. 1520 01:13:02,810 --> 01:13:03,930 Exactly. 1521 01:13:03,930 --> 01:13:05,330 Oh, there is no danger. 1522 01:13:05,330 --> 01:13:08,090 Except, poor thing, he must be humored. 1523 01:13:08,090 --> 01:13:11,210 Should you encounter him during one of his lapses, 1524 01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:14,930 for as everyone knows, to waken a sleepwalker from his sleep 1525 01:13:14,930 --> 01:13:17,090 can have fatal consequences. 1526 01:13:17,090 --> 01:13:18,530 Oh, how dreadful. 1527 01:13:18,530 --> 01:13:20,090 There's not a dearer, sweeter man 1528 01:13:20,090 --> 01:13:25,580 there is in the entire world, except for this one disability. 1529 01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:28,790 But, Madam, does the fit when it's upon him last long? 1530 01:13:28,790 --> 01:13:31,410 Well, that generally depends on the girl he's with. 1531 01:13:31,410 --> 01:13:32,210 The girl? 1532 01:13:32,210 --> 01:13:33,270 Or person. 1533 01:13:33,270 --> 01:13:34,850 It can be anyone. 1534 01:13:34,850 --> 01:13:37,300 A stable boy, a milk maid. 1535 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,440 Oh, they've all had experiences with him. 1536 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:43,640 Say, finding him in the fields in the middle of the night, 1537 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:47,780 and helping him over a style, or gently 1538 01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:50,450 lead him away from a precipice. 1539 01:13:50,450 --> 01:13:56,870 But as I say, the important thing is not to waken him. 1540 01:13:56,870 --> 01:13:59,260 Now, can you remember that? 1541 01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:01,080 Oh, yes, Madam I will. 1542 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,990 I am most conscious of all I owe you and your dear 1543 01:14:03,990 --> 01:14:07,290 Cousin Hemingway for taking me in such 1544 01:14:07,290 --> 01:14:09,590 a difficult period of my life. 1545 01:14:09,590 --> 01:14:11,160 Believe me, I will be most considerate 1546 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,420 of his sleepwalking. 1547 01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:14,820 And by any chance, if he should be awakened, 1548 01:14:14,820 --> 01:14:17,760 it will not be through my doing, I promise. 1549 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,970 That's my good girl. 1550 01:14:20,970 --> 01:14:22,890 Somehow, I knew you'd understand. 1551 01:14:26,270 --> 01:14:27,000 Good night. 1552 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:27,700 Good night. 1553 01:14:38,790 --> 01:14:42,240 Sleep came easily to me that night. 1554 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:45,390 I was hardly able to believe my good fortune 1555 01:14:45,390 --> 01:14:48,990 in once again finding myself in the hands of such kind, 1556 01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:51,250 understanding folk. 1557 01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:55,800 I seemed to know now I was safe, secure from life's storms, 1558 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:59,850 trials, and tribulations. 1559 01:15:23,210 --> 01:15:25,880 Somehow, how I shall never know, for I 1560 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,340 am generally a very heavy sleeper, 1561 01:15:28,340 --> 01:15:31,430 I felt that I was no longer alone! 1562 01:15:31,430 --> 01:15:35,730 I could hear nothing, nor could I at first see anyone. 1563 01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:41,870 Then, suddenly, across the room I perceived a form! 1564 01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:44,870 Horror of horrors, it was none other 1565 01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:48,020 than my kind host, Cousin Hemingway, 1566 01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:51,230 just as dear Mrs. Brown had warned. 1567 01:15:51,230 --> 01:15:57,000 He was deep in a somnambulistic fit. 1568 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:02,150 I realized immediately, he was, of course, harmless. 1569 01:16:02,150 --> 01:16:06,250 After all, he didn't know what he was doing. 1570 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:08,880 Nevertheless, I felt it was at best 1571 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,790 an ambiguous situation for a young girl 1572 01:16:11,790 --> 01:16:15,840 to find herself involved in. 1573 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,590 I dared not ring for assistance, for I remembered Mrs. Brown's 1574 01:16:19,590 --> 01:16:22,260 warnings of the terrible consequences 1575 01:16:22,260 --> 01:16:25,560 of awakening a sleepwalker. 1576 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,380 What should I do? 1577 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:31,110 What, I asked myself, could he be dreaming of? 1578 01:16:31,110 --> 01:16:34,200 What could he have on his mind? 1579 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:39,180 I could only presume he was reliving some childhood game. 1580 01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:44,220 Perhaps a brisk game of tag with some young companions. 1581 01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:47,270 I resolved to enter into the spirit of the thing 1582 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:50,280 as best I might. 1583 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,490 However, he proved tireless, as well 1584 01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:57,120 equipped with an amazing sixth sense where I had gone. 1585 01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,840 I began to fear he might meet with harm. 1586 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:03,760 One could see what a beautiful childhood must 1587 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,360 have been his, for he played with the fervor 1588 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,870 and abandon of a two-year-old. 1589 01:17:08,870 --> 01:17:12,720 Though I began to fear for a man no longer in his first youth 1590 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,600 he might be overtaxing himself. 1591 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,810 Drastic measures, therefore, were obviously in order. 1592 01:18:19,490 --> 01:18:20,190 Oh! 1593 01:18:33,530 --> 01:18:34,230 What is it? 1594 01:18:34,230 --> 01:18:34,970 What's happened? 1595 01:18:34,970 --> 01:18:36,160 What's happened? 1596 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:40,520 Oh, Cousin Hemingway, merciful heavens. 1597 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:41,220 Oh, dear. 1598 01:18:41,220 --> 01:18:43,860 Oh, dear. 1599 01:18:43,860 --> 01:18:46,170 Fanny. 1600 01:18:46,170 --> 01:18:47,830 Oh, Fanny. 1601 01:18:47,830 --> 01:18:50,640 Now, Fanny! 1602 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,860 Fanny? 1603 01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:53,660 Fanny, where are you? 1604 01:18:53,660 --> 01:18:55,560 Here, Mom. 1605 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:56,800 Where? 1606 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:57,750 Where? 1607 01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:00,310 Way up here, Mom. 1608 01:19:00,310 --> 01:19:02,460 Oh, Fanny. 1609 01:19:02,460 --> 01:19:05,120 What happened? 1610 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,870 Oh, dear Mrs. Brown, you'll never forgive me. 1611 01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:14,130 I very much fear I have awakened Mr. Hemingway. 1612 01:19:14,130 --> 01:19:15,980 Good morning. 1613 01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:16,680 Where am I? 1614 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,570 Despite his accident, however, 1615 01:19:21,570 --> 01:19:23,910 Mr. Hemingway did not appear to cherish 1616 01:19:23,910 --> 01:19:26,290 any resentment against me. 1617 01:19:26,290 --> 01:19:29,760 Idiots, idiots, numskulls! 1618 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,250 I'm feeling monstrous! 1619 01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:34,630 Oh, pray, pray, dear Cousin Hemingway, 1620 01:19:34,630 --> 01:19:36,010 now, don't excite yourself. 1621 01:19:36,010 --> 01:19:36,750 Excite myself? 1622 01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:38,700 Madam, until you have had a chandelier fall on you, 1623 01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,620 pray do not presume to tell me when 1624 01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:42,310 and how I shall become excited! 1625 01:19:42,310 --> 01:19:43,010 Shh. 1626 01:19:43,010 --> 01:19:44,770 Oh, my smelling salts, my cologne water. 1627 01:19:44,770 --> 01:19:46,380 His smelling salts, his cologne water. 1628 01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:47,080 My pills! 1629 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:47,780 His pills. 1630 01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:49,120 Now get his pills and things. 1631 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:53,090 Oh, now, Cousin Hemingway. 1632 01:19:53,090 --> 01:19:54,560 Go ahead! 1633 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:04,350 Oh, Madam, I must have that wench. 1634 01:20:04,350 --> 01:20:06,510 And so you shall, Cousin Hemingway. 1635 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,310 So you shall. 1636 01:20:08,310 --> 01:20:09,750 Why else did I bring her here? 1637 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:18,510 But if she was only so invincibly innocent. 1638 01:20:18,510 --> 01:20:22,030 Though I could slip a sleeping potion into her nightly cocoa. 1639 01:20:22,030 --> 01:20:24,350 While she lies there unconscious? 1640 01:20:24,350 --> 01:20:28,150 Madam, this girl's entire charm is her grace, her bounce, 1641 01:20:28,150 --> 01:20:30,270 her vitality, her life. 1642 01:20:30,270 --> 01:20:32,650 Oh, could you but have seen her last night, 1643 01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:34,750 leaping from chair, to table, to mantelpiece, 1644 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:37,410 to chandelier, swinging through the bed canopy. 1645 01:20:37,410 --> 01:20:39,870 She was a young Diana. 1646 01:20:39,870 --> 01:20:42,760 A miracle of athletic loveliness. 1647 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,860 Madam, I want that girl's completes surrender, 1648 01:20:44,860 --> 01:20:46,330 conscious surrender. 1649 01:20:46,330 --> 01:20:48,130 Her love, In short. 1650 01:20:48,130 --> 01:20:50,800 Well, I'm sure no one is more lovable than you, 1651 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,000 Cousin Hemingway. 1652 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,330 And no doubt the girl can be persuaded, 1653 01:20:55,330 --> 01:20:58,640 one way or the other, to do as you wish. 1654 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:01,660 But I still think sleeping potions in the cocoa 1655 01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:03,190 is more reliable. 1656 01:21:03,190 --> 01:21:05,550 Oh, that's insufferably dull. 1657 01:21:05,550 --> 01:21:09,040 Madam, you are looking at a man pierced by cupid's arrow. 1658 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,940 She must come to my bed willingly, of her own accord. 1659 01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:15,290 Oh, well, if you will be a romantic, cousin! 1660 01:21:19,030 --> 01:21:21,500 Oh, she's an orphan. 1661 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:25,180 So she naturally can't be blackmailed. 1662 01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:28,270 And I rather doubt if knowing her she 1663 01:21:28,270 --> 01:21:33,660 can be successfully intimidated by a show of force. 1664 01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:37,050 I dare say, you could slip a little ring 1665 01:21:37,050 --> 01:21:39,330 on her fourth digit, of course. 1666 01:21:39,330 --> 01:21:41,490 Slip a what on her which? 1667 01:21:41,490 --> 01:21:43,020 Marry her, dear cousin. 1668 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:44,520 That would succeed. 1669 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,010 It always does. 1670 01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:48,750 Marry her? 1671 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,890 Are you out of your mind? 1672 01:21:50,890 --> 01:21:52,620 I only want to sleep with the wench, 1673 01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:54,480 not spend a life with her! 1674 01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,300 Exactly, cousin, exactly. 1675 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:03,420 Cousin Hemingway, you do surprise me. 1676 01:22:03,420 --> 01:22:06,010 I thought after the accident with the chandelier, 1677 01:22:06,010 --> 01:22:09,420 you might very well have ordered me from your house. 1678 01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:12,310 Sorry, what's one chandelier? 1679 01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:14,760 I have rooms full of them. 1680 01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:20,290 But last night, when I saw you perched up top of that bed 1681 01:22:20,290 --> 01:22:27,890 canopy, staring down at me with the most distressed expression, 1682 01:22:27,890 --> 01:22:37,350 I said to myself, here the real thing at last, love, true love. 1683 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:40,220 But, Cousin Hemingway, I can't. 1684 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:42,680 I have long since lost my heart to another. 1685 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:47,060 Dear girl, youthful innocent attachment is one thing. 1686 01:22:47,060 --> 01:22:48,380 I trust it was innocent. 1687 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,080 Um-- 1688 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,580 But a mature man such as myself, obviously not only 1689 01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:54,650 the more domestic and intimate joys 1690 01:22:54,650 --> 01:22:58,850 of wedded bliss, security, a fine household, 1691 01:22:58,850 --> 01:23:02,600 but intellectual companionship also. 1692 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:06,910 Fanny, make me the happiest man on earth. 1693 01:23:06,910 --> 01:23:08,440 As a charge on generous Mrs. Brown, 1694 01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:11,480 your beauty would soon fade in the drudgery of poverty. 1695 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,090 But as my cherished spouse, you will 1696 01:23:13,090 --> 01:23:16,090 never have to lift one finger for the rest of your life. 1697 01:23:16,090 --> 01:23:16,960 Why, I have 18-- 1698 01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:18,100 no, I'm telling a fib. 1699 01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:22,540 I have 24 maids, all prepared to indulge your slightest whim. 1700 01:23:22,540 --> 01:23:26,920 Oh, Fanny, dearest, loveliest, sweetest Fanny, 1701 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,460 give me your hand in matrimony. 1702 01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:32,440 I knew I could no longer continue 1703 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,720 to be a burden on Mrs. Brown. 1704 01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:37,450 She had already been only too kind. 1705 01:23:37,450 --> 01:23:40,360 Charles had left me, and Mr. Hemingway had 1706 01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:44,320 certainly been kindness itself. 1707 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,200 Very well, Mr. Hemingway. 1708 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:51,420 If you truly wish it, I will be your bride. 1709 01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:53,620 Oh, glorious day! 1710 01:23:53,620 --> 01:23:56,110 Wonderful night to come. 1711 01:23:56,110 --> 01:23:57,280 Oh, little bridge! 1712 01:24:00,890 --> 01:24:03,260 However, as fate would have it, 1713 01:24:03,260 --> 01:24:05,840 it was not to be a country wedding. 1714 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,650 Mr. Hemingway's house was consumed by fire in something 1715 01:24:09,650 --> 01:24:12,590 like 13 minutes, 43 seconds. 1716 01:24:12,590 --> 01:24:15,350 A new record for that size house. 1717 01:24:15,350 --> 01:24:17,570 And that very day, we repaired back 1718 01:24:17,570 --> 01:24:22,080 to Mrs. Brown's house in town to celebrate our nuptials. 1719 01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:25,700 Slut, good for nothing. 1720 01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:27,860 That's the fifth place you have lost. 1721 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:29,810 I've half a mind to-- 1722 01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:42,280 Sweetheart, are you looking for a place? 1723 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:43,770 Yes, and it please you, ma'am. 1724 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:49,950 My dear, your voice is like a foghorn, 1725 01:24:49,950 --> 01:24:53,490 and what's your bust all covered up for in this weather, dearie? 1726 01:24:53,490 --> 01:24:56,370 Oh, a head cold. 1727 01:24:56,370 --> 01:24:59,100 Achoo! 1728 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:00,490 Name? 1729 01:25:00,490 --> 01:25:03,150 Char-- achoo. 1730 01:25:03,150 --> 01:25:03,850 Charlotte. 1731 01:25:03,850 --> 01:25:06,220 God bless. 1732 01:25:06,220 --> 01:25:09,630 And, uh, what do you do? 1733 01:25:09,630 --> 01:25:11,530 Oh, practically anything, ma'am. 1734 01:25:11,530 --> 01:25:13,060 Dear me. 1735 01:25:13,060 --> 01:25:15,540 That's the worst laryngitis I've heard in years. 1736 01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:20,440 Have a lozenge. 1737 01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:24,100 I do hope it's not catching. 1738 01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:27,700 Still, you are not a bad-looking piece. 1739 01:25:27,700 --> 01:25:30,310 If a mite on the tall side. 1740 01:25:30,310 --> 01:25:32,530 But those shoulders. 1741 01:25:32,530 --> 01:25:34,270 Country girl? 1742 01:25:34,270 --> 01:25:36,720 Oh, it's the plowing, ma'am. 1743 01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:40,030 I-- I had heard from a girlfriend, 1744 01:25:40,030 --> 01:25:43,780 She was very happy with a lady named Mrs. Brown. 1745 01:25:43,780 --> 01:25:46,440 I, uh, was wondering if-- 1746 01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,220 A girl? 1747 01:25:48,220 --> 01:25:51,820 What girl told you about Mrs. Brown? 1748 01:25:51,820 --> 01:25:54,450 Oh, she said she was such a good mistress, 1749 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:57,460 and it was such a nice house to live in. 1750 01:25:57,460 --> 01:25:58,590 I thought-- 1751 01:25:58,590 --> 01:26:00,540 Uh, Mrs. Brown? 1752 01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:04,840 Yes, not a bad suggestion at that. 1753 01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:09,530 Sometimes a big, strapping young wench proves very popular. 1754 01:26:09,530 --> 01:26:10,980 Oh, thank you. 1755 01:26:10,980 --> 01:26:13,500 I did so have my heart set on Mrs. Brown's house. 1756 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,200 Hm? 1757 01:26:20,630 --> 01:26:23,070 Huh? 1758 01:26:27,970 --> 01:26:29,710 Come back after 3:00. 1759 01:26:29,710 --> 01:26:32,020 We'll be open then till midnight. 1760 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,940 Private party. 1761 01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:38,580 Oh, thought you were a customer. 1762 01:26:38,580 --> 01:26:39,680 And what do you want? 1763 01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:41,390 I have a note for Mrs. Brown. 1764 01:26:41,390 --> 01:26:43,070 Well, she can't see no one now. 1765 01:26:43,070 --> 01:26:45,530 It's from a Mrs. Snow about a place here, for me. 1766 01:26:45,530 --> 01:26:47,440 Snow? 1767 01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:49,820 That old trout. 1768 01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:51,950 Well, all right. 1769 01:26:51,950 --> 01:26:54,410 Madam will see you when she can. 1770 01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:56,420 And latch that door. 1771 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:57,900 And find yourself a seat. 1772 01:27:19,450 --> 01:27:21,000 Hello, sweetie. 1773 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,010 I haven't seen you around here before. 1774 01:27:23,010 --> 01:27:23,710 What's your name? 1775 01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:28,950 Funny. 1776 01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:33,530 Girls. girls, you're not trying! 1777 01:27:33,530 --> 01:27:35,260 You're bridesmaids. 1778 01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:38,080 Now, be a little more maidenly, please. 1779 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:41,870 It isn't every day we have a wedding around here. 1780 01:27:41,870 --> 01:27:44,610 That my little sugar plum crying? 1781 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:49,810 Oh, tears of a happy anticipation, dear cousin. 1782 01:27:49,810 --> 01:27:53,110 After the ceremony, she will leap into your arms 1783 01:27:53,110 --> 01:27:56,290 with shrill shrieks of girlish enthusiasm. 1784 01:27:56,290 --> 01:27:57,430 Shrill shrieks? 1785 01:27:57,430 --> 01:28:01,280 The shrillest, cousin. 1786 01:28:49,390 --> 01:28:51,570 Esmeralda, go home. 1787 01:28:51,570 --> 01:28:54,440 You can't go to the wedding. 1788 01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:56,220 No, no, Fiona. 1789 01:28:56,220 --> 01:28:57,830 Let her come. 1790 01:28:57,830 --> 01:29:00,420 I'm frightened, Fiona. 1791 01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:03,420 I need friendly faces by me. 1792 01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:08,280 With all them strange people in there, I may forget me words. 1793 01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:12,230 Without dear Esmeralda, I may forget me name. 1794 01:29:12,230 --> 01:29:14,590 It's only a wedding, Johnny. 1795 01:29:14,590 --> 01:29:17,140 I'll never forget when you married Mom to Dad. 1796 01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:19,140 It was heart-warming. 1797 01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:20,610 Loved it, we did. 1798 01:29:20,610 --> 01:29:21,780 Listen to me, Johnny. 1799 01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:24,030 I know what sort of a house we're going to. 1800 01:29:24,030 --> 01:29:28,020 And if somebody sees me in my proper setting for once, 1801 01:29:28,020 --> 01:29:31,040 that may be my big chance. 1802 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:33,780 Girl? 1803 01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:35,980 Oh, I don't see any girl. 1804 01:29:35,980 --> 01:29:37,920 Martha, have you been-- 1805 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:39,420 I have not, Madam. 1806 01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:43,690 Sitting right there, she was, in that chair not two minutes ago. 1807 01:29:43,690 --> 01:29:46,220 Martha, once a person lets gin get hold of them, 1808 01:29:46,220 --> 01:29:48,120 it can ruin their entire life. 1809 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:50,970 My ruin, Madam, happened when I was 16. 1810 01:29:50,970 --> 01:29:52,630 And it wasn't gin. 1811 01:29:52,630 --> 01:29:53,930 It was the candle-snuffer. 1812 01:29:55,770 --> 01:29:58,110 Oh, dear, Oh, dear. 1813 01:29:58,110 --> 01:30:01,110 I wonder who that can be. 1814 01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:02,700 Come back after 3:00. 1815 01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:05,190 We'll be open there till midnight. 1816 01:30:05,190 --> 01:30:07,080 We have a private party now. 1817 01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:08,670 But it's the parson. 1818 01:30:08,670 --> 01:30:11,250 Oh, the Reverend? 1819 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,190 Madam, parson's here! 1820 01:30:14,190 --> 01:30:18,590 Oh, my dear Reverend, come in, come in. 1821 01:30:18,590 --> 01:30:19,290 Sorry, ma'am. 1822 01:30:19,290 --> 01:30:22,080 It's a long walk up the terrible hill that did him in. 1823 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,110 Terrible hill? 1824 01:30:24,110 --> 01:30:25,630 It's not that steep. 1825 01:30:25,630 --> 01:30:28,720 No, ma'am, it's precious full of gin mills. 1826 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,250 Go along up the hall. 1827 01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:32,320 The parlor's is on the right. 1828 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:35,080 Martha, find Mr. Hemingway. 1829 01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:38,160 And where is our little bride? 1830 01:30:58,140 --> 01:31:02,230 Emily, dear, a little more gentility, if you please. 1831 01:31:02,230 --> 01:31:04,620 After all, you are flower girl. 1832 01:31:04,620 --> 01:31:06,570 I can't do it, Madam. 1833 01:31:06,570 --> 01:31:09,010 Please don't ask too much of me. 1834 01:31:09,010 --> 01:31:11,580 I may be a flower girl, but I'm no actress. 1835 01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:14,130 We're all very well aware of what you are, dear heart. 1836 01:31:14,130 --> 01:31:15,450 But there's no reason to get vulgar. 1837 01:31:36,370 --> 01:31:39,020 Now, quiet down, girls. 1838 01:31:39,020 --> 01:31:40,810 I'll see what's holding up the bride. 1839 01:31:43,710 --> 01:31:44,980 Now, don't dawdle, Phoebe. 1840 01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:47,030 Bring on the bride. 1841 01:31:47,030 --> 01:31:48,110 Good heavens, Phoebe. 1842 01:31:48,110 --> 01:31:50,600 This is a wedding, not a changing of the guard. 1843 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:53,720 What are you supposed to be? 1844 01:31:53,720 --> 01:31:54,480 Best man. 1845 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,910 Don't worry, love. 1846 01:32:05,910 --> 01:32:10,530 Marriage can be quite enjoyable, after you get used to it. 1847 01:32:10,530 --> 01:32:11,530 So they tell me. 1848 01:32:20,510 --> 01:32:22,010 Now, don't cry, love. 1849 01:32:24,870 --> 01:32:28,990 Why, there she is, madam, the girl from Mrs. Snow! 1850 01:32:28,990 --> 01:32:31,230 Dear me, they're growing them larger in the country 1851 01:32:31,230 --> 01:32:32,940 every year, like beetroot. 1852 01:32:32,940 --> 01:32:34,320 What's your name, child? 1853 01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:36,210 Char-- Charlotte. 1854 01:32:36,210 --> 01:32:37,640 Well, Charlotte, take off your bonnet 1855 01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:41,100 and shawl and join the party. 1856 01:32:41,100 --> 01:32:42,500 Don't cry. 1857 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,200 Fanny. 1858 01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:49,380 Oh, Miss, how dare you! 1859 01:32:49,380 --> 01:32:52,460 Yes, how dare you! 1860 01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:55,270 Why, girls, at such a moment, too. 1861 01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:55,970 Oh! 1862 01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:03,810 Aren't you the passionate little plaything? 1863 01:33:03,810 --> 01:33:05,340 I'm sorry I'm getting married today, 1864 01:33:05,340 --> 01:33:08,230 but I can put you on my schedule for tomorrow. 1865 01:33:08,230 --> 01:33:08,930 No. 1866 01:33:15,830 --> 01:33:18,300 Fanny. 1867 01:33:18,300 --> 01:33:19,550 Agh! 1868 01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:20,680 Fanny! 1869 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:23,990 Now, please, please don't drop the book. 1870 01:33:23,990 --> 01:33:25,530 They're just a few words. 1871 01:33:25,530 --> 01:33:26,790 You stand up straight. 1872 01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:27,830 It won't take-- 1873 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,330 My dear, walk. 1874 01:33:33,330 --> 01:33:35,310 An eagerness to get married is one thing, 1875 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:38,220 but leaping to the altar is quite another. 1876 01:33:38,220 --> 01:33:42,030 Now, Charlotte, you stand right down here. 1877 01:33:42,030 --> 01:33:44,990 You'll be so tall and graceful. 1878 01:33:44,990 --> 01:33:52,250 Fenella, a little something on your harp/ 1879 01:33:52,250 --> 01:33:56,290 Begin, Reverend, if you please. 1880 01:33:56,290 --> 01:34:01,120 Dearly beloved, uh, we are-- 1881 01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:02,320 we are-- 1882 01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:04,540 "Gathered here together." 1883 01:34:04,540 --> 01:34:06,210 What transpires here? 1884 01:34:06,210 --> 01:34:08,380 Charlotte, please. 1885 01:34:08,380 --> 01:34:10,950 "Gathered here together." 1886 01:34:16,770 --> 01:34:20,120 Hey, you can't come in now, sir. 1887 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:23,520 I have strict orders not to let anyone in! 1888 01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:25,660 What in the name of ordinant, 1889 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:28,920 Dear cousin, just some high spirited local children 1890 01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:30,490 at play. 1891 01:34:30,490 --> 01:34:33,430 Charlotte, now you get rid of them, Charlotte. 1892 01:34:33,430 --> 01:34:35,350 Tell them to come back later. 1893 01:34:35,350 --> 01:34:37,240 Tell them they got the wrong house. 1894 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,910 Tell them anything, but just get rid of them! 1895 01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:45,750 Oh, pretty figure. 1896 01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:47,900 Here's a sailor looking for harbor. 1897 01:34:47,900 --> 01:34:48,980 Oh! 1898 01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:51,150 Ew, what a cold kiss. 1899 01:34:51,150 --> 01:34:53,140 But-- but-- but they're marrying off my Fanny. 1900 01:34:53,140 --> 01:34:55,170 Oh, peculiar habit, what? 1901 01:34:55,170 --> 01:34:58,770 Miss come from America? 1902 01:34:58,770 --> 01:34:59,710 Dear little tots. 1903 01:34:59,710 --> 01:35:01,120 Bless their tiny hearts. 1904 01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:05,680 We want our sweeties now. 1905 01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:08,380 Children, go away now, and I'll 1906 01:35:08,380 --> 01:35:11,320 send you out some sweets later! 1907 01:35:11,320 --> 01:35:15,370 Oh, children mature so early in the slums. 1908 01:35:15,370 --> 01:35:17,880 Sometimes, I think I really should move. 1909 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:18,580 Reverend. 1910 01:35:18,580 --> 01:35:19,890 This is unsupportable. 1911 01:35:19,890 --> 01:35:21,790 You practically made an invalid of me, 1912 01:35:21,790 --> 01:35:24,310 my house burned down, and now at the very moment 1913 01:35:24,310 --> 01:35:25,130 of our marriage. 1914 01:35:25,130 --> 01:35:26,080 we are besieged by children. 1915 01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:27,250 Where are the girls? 1916 01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:28,300 Be calm, cousin. 1917 01:35:28,300 --> 01:35:29,890 Hurry, Reverend. 1918 01:35:29,890 --> 01:35:33,410 Just skip to the end. 1919 01:35:33,410 --> 01:35:34,600 Ooh, where's the pretty? 1920 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:36,100 Oh, there she is! 1921 01:35:36,100 --> 01:35:37,450 You come here with me. 1922 01:35:37,450 --> 01:35:38,470 Come here. 1923 01:35:41,620 --> 01:35:44,190 Wilt thou take this woman? 1924 01:35:44,190 --> 01:35:45,620 I would. 1925 01:35:45,620 --> 01:35:48,720 Wilt thou take this man? 1926 01:35:48,720 --> 01:35:50,330 Go on, dear. 1927 01:35:50,330 --> 01:35:52,740 Heaven knows a girl requires the protection of a husband 1928 01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:55,990 in a world like this. 1929 01:35:55,990 --> 01:35:58,630 She will. 1930 01:35:58,630 --> 01:36:01,680 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1931 01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:03,480 It's all right. 1932 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:04,280 Oh, isn't it touching? 1933 01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:07,930 Darling, may I be the first to congratulate you? 1934 01:36:14,070 --> 01:36:16,320 Oh! 1935 01:36:16,320 --> 01:36:17,250 Fanny. 1936 01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:17,950 Oh, no! 1937 01:36:17,950 --> 01:36:21,230 Oh, Fanny, my darling! 1938 01:36:21,230 --> 01:36:24,010 Oh, Charles, what are you doing here? 1939 01:36:24,010 --> 01:36:26,400 Thank heaven I found you in time time. 1940 01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:27,100 Time? 1941 01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:28,650 Time for me to retire! 1942 01:36:28,650 --> 01:36:30,570 What? 1943 01:36:30,570 --> 01:36:31,360 What? 1944 01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:32,650 What is it? 1945 01:36:32,650 --> 01:36:33,940 Ahoy, mate! 1946 01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:35,100 Target sighted. 1947 01:36:35,100 --> 01:36:37,010 Prepare the clapping irons. 1948 01:36:37,010 --> 01:36:37,980 Ahah! 1949 01:36:37,980 --> 01:36:40,680 Well, here's the pretty one I met last week. 1950 01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:41,380 Let go. 1951 01:36:41,380 --> 01:36:42,960 Help me, Charles! 1952 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:44,720 Unhand that lady. 1953 01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:46,330 Unhand what? 1954 01:36:46,330 --> 01:36:48,790 Oh, an officer? 1955 01:36:48,790 --> 01:36:51,710 Since when is a skirt the uniform of a man? 1956 01:36:51,710 --> 01:36:53,500 Stand at attention. 1957 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,240 Salute. 1958 01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:57,040 Address me as "sir." 1959 01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:58,580 Ensign, you're speaking to an admiral! 1960 01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:02,740 Admiral or not, how dare you treat my wife in this fashion! 1961 01:37:02,740 --> 01:37:03,900 Release her at once! 1962 01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:04,840 Your what? 1963 01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:07,130 This is my wife, you numbskull! 1964 01:37:07,130 --> 01:37:08,950 Ow! 1965 01:37:08,950 --> 01:37:11,380 Oh, Mr. Hemingway, you can't want me now 1966 01:37:11,380 --> 01:37:14,560 that my true beloved has returned to claim me. 1967 01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:15,910 One true love? 1968 01:37:15,910 --> 01:37:17,830 Just a minute, my little one. 1969 01:37:17,830 --> 01:37:21,010 To the best of my remembrance, we met only once before. 1970 01:37:21,010 --> 01:37:24,550 Oh, no, it's Charles, my one and only beloved 1971 01:37:24,550 --> 01:37:26,180 that's returned from the dead. 1972 01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:27,520 Not the dead, Fanny. 1973 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:28,340 Twickenham. 1974 01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:30,010 That's where the ship sank. 1975 01:37:30,010 --> 01:37:31,250 Quiet in the ranks! 1976 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:33,930 Stand at attention, Ensign, or I'll have keelhauled. 1977 01:37:33,930 --> 01:37:37,090 That's still my wife you are embracing. 1978 01:37:37,090 --> 01:37:40,300 Take your hands off Mrs. Hemingway at once! 1979 01:37:40,300 --> 01:37:41,860 Charles, you came too late. 1980 01:37:41,860 --> 01:37:43,600 I'm married to another man. 1981 01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:45,010 Cousin, cousin. 1982 01:37:45,010 --> 01:37:47,490 If you will wait but one moment. 1983 01:37:47,490 --> 01:37:50,100 Don't "cousin" me, you old fraud! 1984 01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:50,920 Come along, wench. 1985 01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:54,190 I am throwing you into the first empty bed we find. 1986 01:37:54,190 --> 01:37:56,040 Oh, please, Mr. Hemingway. 1987 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:58,120 You may love your regiment, but you have married to me. 1988 01:37:58,120 --> 01:37:58,820 Come along. 1989 01:38:01,550 --> 01:38:05,030 My dear Mrs. Brown, I was always under the impression 1990 01:38:05,030 --> 01:38:08,650 that you run a straightforward cash and carrying on business. 1991 01:38:08,650 --> 01:38:10,280 But if this sort of thing is going on, 1992 01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:13,510 I'm afraid you're going to lose your license for license. 1993 01:38:13,510 --> 01:38:14,520 Lose my license, Excellency? 1994 01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:16,980 Oh, you can't mean that. 1995 01:38:16,980 --> 01:38:18,940 Why, I've had a license for 22 years, 1996 01:38:18,940 --> 01:38:21,060 come next Army and Navy Day. 1997 01:38:21,060 --> 01:38:22,700 Lose my license? 1998 01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:23,750 Oh, no! 1999 01:38:23,750 --> 01:38:27,580 Charles, Charles, save me! 2000 01:38:27,580 --> 01:38:28,570 Fraud. 2001 01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:30,890 Ow! 2002 01:38:30,890 --> 01:38:31,880 Sir. 2003 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:33,650 Sir, I beg you. 2004 01:38:33,650 --> 01:38:35,760 All right, dismissed! 2005 01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:42,260 What are you doing? 2006 01:38:48,350 --> 01:38:50,330 I've had enough of nonsense. 2007 01:38:50,330 --> 01:38:51,800 Esmeralda! 2008 01:38:57,190 --> 01:38:58,170 Esmeralda! 2009 01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:08,460 Esmeralda! 2010 01:39:08,460 --> 01:39:12,060 Help Murder! 2011 01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:12,780 Where's the watch? 2012 01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:17,570 Sixpence, sixpence for a mess of fish. 2013 01:39:17,570 --> 01:39:21,650 Six fish and a mess of fish. 2014 01:39:21,650 --> 01:39:23,110 Sixpence. 2015 01:39:23,110 --> 01:39:25,070 Wait a minute. 2016 01:39:25,070 --> 01:39:28,000 Sixpence for fish. 2017 01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:31,930 Sixpence for a fish of mess. 2018 01:39:31,930 --> 01:39:33,660 You will only be enjoying a husk. 2019 01:39:33,660 --> 01:39:34,700 I like husks. 2020 01:39:34,700 --> 01:39:36,190 My nanny tucked me under them as a child. 2021 01:39:36,190 --> 01:39:37,960 Let go of me! 2022 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:40,100 No, no, not that one! 2023 01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:42,680 It was made for Mrs. Brown personally. 2024 01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:45,660 It's an antique. 2025 01:39:45,660 --> 01:39:48,140 I will, I will. 2026 01:39:58,560 --> 01:39:59,350 Charles, Charles. 2027 01:39:59,350 --> 01:40:00,050 Oh, Fanny. 2028 01:40:04,020 --> 01:40:06,820 Help, you're ruining me! 2029 01:40:06,820 --> 01:40:09,170 Oh, my best curtains. 2030 01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:12,150 They cost a fortune. 2031 01:40:12,150 --> 01:40:14,560 That one took years to pay for. 2032 01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:20,920 Get me out of here, Madam. 2033 01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:23,420 I'll be showing you and the freak. 2034 01:40:23,420 --> 01:40:24,120 Shut up. 2035 01:40:24,120 --> 01:40:25,690 Who is that fellow? 2036 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,970 You pipe down now! 2037 01:40:27,970 --> 01:40:30,270 I will strip you of every penny you earned. 2038 01:40:30,270 --> 01:40:31,780 After all I've done for you? 2039 01:40:31,780 --> 01:40:32,870 Done for me? 2040 01:40:32,870 --> 01:40:35,140 You've made a laughingstock and a mockery, you old bawd! 2041 01:40:35,140 --> 01:40:36,040 Bawd? 2042 01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:36,910 Bawd! 2043 01:40:36,910 --> 01:40:39,990 I rue the day I ever laid eyes on you, let alone 2044 01:40:39,990 --> 01:40:42,100 tried to lay hands on one of your doxies! 2045 01:40:42,100 --> 01:40:43,030 Doxy? 2046 01:40:43,030 --> 01:40:44,860 Take that statement back, sir. 2047 01:40:44,860 --> 01:40:46,180 Withdraw it! 2048 01:40:46,180 --> 01:40:46,990 Doxy, indeed. 2049 01:40:46,990 --> 01:40:49,450 That girl is as pure as the driven snow. 2050 01:40:49,450 --> 01:40:52,940 And you are an unfeeling brute! 2051 01:40:52,940 --> 01:40:56,680 Esmeralda, Esmeralda! 2052 01:40:56,680 --> 01:40:57,380 Am I? 2053 01:41:06,410 --> 01:41:08,380 Oh, no, Mrs. Brown. 2054 01:41:08,380 --> 01:41:10,090 This won't do. 2055 01:41:10,090 --> 01:41:12,790 Normal, ordinary jollifications one quite 2056 01:41:12,790 --> 01:41:14,230 understands and approves. 2057 01:41:14,230 --> 01:41:17,380 But this, Madam? 2058 01:41:17,380 --> 01:41:22,210 I fear a tiny error was made in this matter. 2059 01:41:22,210 --> 01:41:24,220 Percy, summon the watch. 2060 01:41:24,220 --> 01:41:25,000 Aye, aye, sir. 2061 01:41:28,300 --> 01:41:30,040 Oh, no. 2062 01:41:30,040 --> 01:41:31,150 No, sir. 2063 01:41:31,150 --> 01:41:34,790 It's all a mistake, a misunderstanding. 2064 01:41:34,790 --> 01:41:39,480 The-- the girl is not really married to Mr. Hemingway. 2065 01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:40,480 What? 2066 01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:46,110 It was only a masquerade, a game, Excellency. 2067 01:41:46,110 --> 01:41:49,160 I've been deceived, and by a girl. 2068 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:53,390 Why, Mrs. Brown, I was married but 10 minutes ago by him. 2069 01:41:53,390 --> 01:41:54,090 No. 2070 01:41:54,090 --> 01:41:55,600 No, love. 2071 01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:58,210 Johnny is not an ordained minister, 2072 01:41:58,210 --> 01:42:02,800 only a retired choirboy who grew up to be a first class drunk. 2073 01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:06,860 The ceremony he performed is not valid. 2074 01:42:06,860 --> 01:42:08,380 I fear I deceived you. 2075 01:42:08,380 --> 01:42:11,020 Though naturally, I thought it was 2076 01:42:11,020 --> 01:42:14,080 for your own good at the time. 2077 01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:17,230 But I swear, if you can find it in your heart 2078 01:42:17,230 --> 01:42:19,600 to forgive a lady with dubious reputation 2079 01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:22,720 but recently acquired good intentions, 2080 01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:26,200 I personally will see you married to this lad of yours 2081 01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:31,730 in the very biggest ceremony of its kind ever held in our set. 2082 01:42:31,730 --> 01:42:36,280 And there have been some very good marriages, too. 2083 01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:39,970 Half the parish, I sometimes think. 2084 01:42:39,970 --> 01:42:41,890 Oh, Fanny, you're mine. 2085 01:42:41,890 --> 01:42:44,560 Oh, Charles, I was yours the moment we met. 2086 01:42:47,740 --> 01:42:50,300 Touching, isn't it, Excellency? 2087 01:42:50,300 --> 01:42:52,310 The first girl to come into my house 2088 01:42:52,310 --> 01:42:58,540 in 22 years of brisk trade and leave in her initial condition. 2089 01:42:58,540 --> 01:43:01,350 It gets you here, doesn't it? 2090 01:43:01,350 --> 01:43:06,150 Why, I really do think this experience has quite, well, 2091 01:43:06,150 --> 01:43:08,300 shall we say, reformed me. 2092 01:43:08,300 --> 01:43:10,500 Oh, no, no, no, never that! 2093 01:43:10,500 --> 01:43:11,960 No, no, never! 2094 01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:14,090 I didn't mean to suggest complete reform. 2095 01:43:14,090 --> 01:43:15,570 No, never that. 2096 01:43:15,570 --> 01:43:16,460 Not that. 2097 01:43:16,460 --> 01:43:17,320 No, Madam. 2098 01:43:17,320 --> 01:43:18,690 But what will become of me? 2099 01:43:18,690 --> 01:43:21,130 No, no you can't. 2100 01:43:21,130 --> 01:43:21,920 Never. 2101 01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:24,350 That could be inconvenient. 2102 01:43:24,350 --> 01:43:27,020 You mean, I'd be missed? 2103 01:43:27,020 --> 01:43:28,920 Is there any doubt in your mind? 2104 01:43:28,920 --> 01:43:31,850 Indubitably! 2105 01:43:31,850 --> 01:43:33,440 Positively! 2106 01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:35,510 How moving it was to see I 2107 01:43:35,510 --> 01:43:40,340 was not the only one to love and value my dear preceptress. 2108 01:43:40,340 --> 01:43:44,810 Maude Brown was beloved by all. 2109 01:43:44,810 --> 01:43:49,080 I never was one to disappoint my public. 2110 01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:52,520 Shall we merely say that for the time being, 2111 01:43:52,520 --> 01:43:55,750 I will contemplate reform? 2112 01:43:59,610 --> 01:44:03,100 But I must say, I do not understand 2113 01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:08,380 what the fiancé of my ward is doing in a house like this. 2114 01:44:08,380 --> 01:44:09,080 Tsk.